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"Some of the dumbest people I've ever met have engineering degrees." --- patreon.com/Qsy
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Only ~10 prints of each are available, grab them while they're hot ! DM me here or join my public discord [there] to place your order, 15euros per print, 5euro shipping worldwide, free shipping on orders of two prints and up, comes with complementary stickers :3

Edit: Refreshed the Discord link ! (30.Jan.24)

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Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive

The GCs are Terfs. A specific type of transphobe. Quite a few British celebrity got recruited to their ranks and they have the money and clout to do a lot of damage unfortunately.

Terry passed away before Rowling started her downward spiral and played a significant role in creating the current toxic atmosphere around Trans rights in England . It is good to see that his daughter ,who is also a writer, stands up for human rights.

That’s despicable trying to “recruit” someone who’s DEAD. Not to mention there’s NOTHING in Pratchett’s books—including the ones of essays, articles, and speeches—to suggest he join in if he was alive.

And obviously his own kid would know his private opinions so hopefully the assholes will see her tweet and back the fuck off.

(GC stands for “gender critical”, when you see that it usually means that you’re talking to/about terfs who are trying to rebrand their image).

For those of you who are wondering who else the original tweet is referring to, they are talking about Margaret Atwood, a very prominent feminist author (probably best known for The Handmaid’s Tale). Because she is a feminist the terfs assumed that she’d naturally side with them, and it came as a massive shock (for some reason) when she very publicly opposed and humiliated all of  terfdom.

But yeah I don’t know how terfs can possibly get through Discworld books without any kind of self-awareness but apparently they do. I’ve also seen them talking about how the Wives in the Handmaid’s Tale are all trans women (solely based on the fact that they are infertile). If you know anything about the plot or even the basic premise you’ll know how ludicrous that suggestion is.

Terf rhetoric basically revolves around throwing shit at the wall and then crawling around in anything that sticks, but the underlying transphobia is always present.

Rhianna Pratchett is the best.

“Terry Pratchett” is now a trending topic on twitter and everyone is just slamming the people who claim he would be transphobic. It’s been really nice to see

Also there’s this

I’d already seen most of this on Twitter, but the Tom Hatfield tweet was new to me and got some laughs.

Also, this is the one that made me get all teary:

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Water the Ship

What you can see here is the watering of the deck of the Götheborg. It is very important to do this because dry wood shrinks and makes your ship leaky. To prevent this, you pump salt water onto it and flush the ship. The salt and water will penetrate into the wood and make it watertight. To quote a crew member of the Götheborg: "You make the whole ship a giant pickle."

Source: facebook.com
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Conceal carry a Liberator pistol so that when a mugger tries to rob you you can shoot a German sentry and grab their better weapon to fight on.

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Only one man can save France from its lowest birth rate ever.

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Dude is furious about the lack of French milfs.

Just a reminder that in the meantime the same dude talks about suppressing the Jus Soli (droit du sol). This year. First, in Mayotte.

Stop five seconds and think about it 🙃

We do NOT have a demographic problem. We have lots of kids. They're just not "french" enough.

Btw he's using words to push people to make babies that wouldn't have sounded weird in some 1930s dictators.

Réarmement démographique mon cul

The population is not declining he's just racist.

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Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy by A.N.I.M.

Allow us to introduce ourselves, we are The Agency of Narrative Intrigue and Mystery, or “A.N.I.M.”, a very small TTRPG studio based out of the southern U.S. but ultimately made up of people from many different walks of life.

Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy, our debut TTRPG, is a neo-noir investigation-focused RPG with (as you can probably guess from the title) a supernatural twist, that is currently in production after an extremely successful crowdfunding campaign on Kickstarter.

How far would you go to learn the truth?

Play amateur detectives caught up in things they barely understand, and explore how the lives of your characters unravel as they push themselves to dig deeper into the unknown!

Eureka innovates on and revolutionizes investigative gameplay, TTRPG combat, and what it means to play as a monster as a character in a TTRPG, filling several voids we have noticed in the TTRPG space. Eureka supports investigation to a degree never before seen, ensuring that searching for clues is a granular and player-driven process, but also ensuring that the whole story doesn’t grind to a halt after one single failed investigation check.

Character-driven gameplay!

Stats and abilities are based on who your character is as a person. Freeform character creation allows you to build a totally unique little guy, and have a totally unique gameplay experience with him! This is supported by the backbone of the Composure mechanic. Stress, fear, fatigue, and hunger will wear your investigators down as they trudge deeper into the unknown. Food, sleep, and connections with their fellow investigators are the only way to keep them going!

Secrets inside and out! 

Any investigator could be a monster, helping their friends while trying not to reveal their true natures. The party will learn to trust and rely on each other, or explode into a tangled net of drama!

Though most PCs will be mundane humans—or perhaps because most PCs will be mundane humans—Eureka also supports playing monstrous PCs, such as a vampire, in a way never seen before. This isn’t just a watered-down stat bonus, it’s like playing an almost entirely different game, with all the monster’s strengths and weaknesses to account for while solving the mystery, plus the added incentive to keep it a secret from the other PCs as well as their players.

(You can also play as something like The Thing from John Carpenter's The Thing!)

If you like or are interested in Call of Cthulhu, Monster of the Week, Dresden Files, X-Files, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Apocalypse Keys, World of Darkness, or Gumshoe, you’ll probably find something in Eureka to really enjoy.

Intense, tactical combat! 

Hits are devastating, and misses are unpredictable–firing a gun will always change the situation somehow, for better or for worse!

Now in Technicolor!

Evocative artwork from talented femme-fatales @chaospyromancy and @qsycomplainsalot and the mysterious @theblackwarden paint a gorgeously-realized portrait of a world with shadows lurking in every corner.

Beta Copies through the Patreon

If you want more than just status updates, going forward you can download regularly updated playable beta versions of Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy and it’s adventure modules by subscribing to our Patreon at the $5 tier or higher. Subscribing to our patreon also grants you access to our patreon discord server where you can talk to us directly and offer valuable feedback on our progress and projects.

The A.N.I.M. TTRPG Book Club

If you would like to meet the A.N.I.M. team and even have a chance to play Eureka with us, you can join the A.N.I.M. TTRPG Book Club discord server. It’s also just a great place to talk and discuss TTRPGs, so there is no schedule obligation, but the main purpose of it is to nominate, vote on, then read, discuss, and play different indie TTRPGs. We put playgroups together based on scheduling compatibility, so it’s all extremely flexible. This is a free discord server, separate from our patreon exclusive one. https://discord.gg/7jdP8FBPes

Other Stuff

We also have a ko-fi and merchandise if you just wanna give us more money for any reason.

We hope to see you there, and that you will help our dreams come true and launch our careers as indie TTRPG developers with a bang by getting us to our base goal and blowing those stretch goals out of the water, and fight back against WotC's monopoly on the entire hobby. Wish us luck.

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Hand and a Half Sword

This Hand and a Half Sword was made in approximately 1510 in Germany by an unknown maker.

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Anonymous asked:

You really just can't talk about games without sounding like a sanctimonious asshole huh, good luck getting people to fund your game like that

This marks the end of the Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy kickstarter, a larger update post will be coming soon

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The Story Told RPG Podcast reviews Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy for their 147th episode!

Even thoough they don't get deep into the nitty-gritty of the exact mechanics, you can tell they really get it, and their casual conversation about it is really enjoyable and entertaining!

We are so proud and excited to be getting this much attention on our debut project after working so hard for years on it, keep telling people about Eureka, keep backing the kickstarter and aiming for this stretch goals, we're still going until May 10th!

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EUREKA, the investigative urban fantasy tabletop rpg has its Kickstarter in full swing and I thought it wise to remind you that $300 backers will get art of their character put in the rulebook as a sample detective !

This character sheet is a prototype so that much is subject to change, the art duties will be split evenly between myself and EUREKA's lead artist. The tier also includes all the other rewards ! Check it out !!

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY 24 HOURS REMAIN

Only four hours remaining to support EUREKA the indie ttrpg ! If it makes another thousands bucks I get even more work to do on it :y

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