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Note to all hamsters !!

I don't talk politics , I don't protest , chant , carry picket signs , stage walk outs , scream at the talking heads on TV , post or blog about them on social media so on and so on. I voted things didn't go the way I voted I moved on. Your issues aren't my issues and vice versa. If you're ok with that we can carry on if not then I'm sorry but I guess it is what it is.… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 7 years ago 5

My favorite 50 movies

Well since all the cool k**s are doing it I might as well give it a shot !! But bare with me it's been a while since I've done this. Supposedly it's like riding a bike .. wait I never learned how to do that ! So maybe it's like ... wait I never learned to do that either :/ ok ok so here's the list in no particular order 1. Predator 2. Aliens 3. Bourne Identity 4. Bourne Supremacy 5. Kill Bill Vol. 1 6. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation 7. Higher Learning 8. Menace II Society 9. Boyz In Da Hood 10. Friday The 13th Part 3 11. Rambo First blood 12. Robo Cop 13. True… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 7 years ago 3

Goodnight & good luck

So after tonight I'll be officially be leaving xham for good. To all the friends I made take care !! To everyone else be safe & enjoy ... God's speed & goodnight… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 8 years ago 3

Snowed in ? I got the answer

shutdowncorner's 1st annual " You can't go nowhere because you snowed in by a big ass blizzard moviethon " it starts tonight ( anytime you want lets face it I'm not going anywhere ) and runs all weekend. If you're down post your movie suggestions in the comments section and we'll follow along and watch together in this blog. Any action, sci Fi , or horror movie is acceptable as long as I can get it on Netflix and Amazon !!! Of course bring your own snacks and beer… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 8 years ago 1

Snowed in ? I got the answer

shutdowncorner's 1st annual " You can't go nowhere because you snowed in by a big ass blizzard moviethon " it starts tonight ( anytime you want lets face it I'm not going anywhere ) and runs all weekend. If you're down post your movie suggestions in the comments section and we'll follow along and watch together in this blog. Any action, sci Fi , or horror movie is acceptable as long as I can get it on Netflix and Amazon !!! Of course bring your own snacks and beer… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 8 years ago 3

Spam folder

For all you weirdos intent on spamming me please drop it here in the comments...… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 8 years ago 5

I'm back

So what did I miss ? ...........… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 8 years ago 4

Special Movie Viewing Party 2-17-15

So this coming Tuesday night I wanted to have special movie night featuring the John Singleton film " Higher Learning " typically for these nights we do some sort of horror or sci-fi film but this time I wanted to do a drama & even though it came out 20 years ago ( 1995 ) much of the plot line & subject matter deals with issues most of us talk about today especially here on xhamster , sexuality , race , relationships, feminism & what not all of which take place on a college campus. It stars Ice Cube, Omar Epps , Kristy Swanson ( the original Buffy lol ) , Cole Hauser , & Lawrence Fishburn !! I… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 17

I love yoga pants :D but ....

http://www.chron.com/entertainment/article/Christian-blogger-vows-to-combat-male-lust-by-not-6040990.php An interesting read I think.. I think she has a very valid point in that while yoga pants were not intentionally designed for sexually enticing purposes the fact of the matter is they are. And if she feels uncomfortable at the attention she gets when she wears them or if in her own heart she feels like she's being disrespectful to her husband than who are we to argue. She's not setting the women's movement back and she's not giving in to perverts & her husband is not forcing her to do th… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 12

Two daily non stories IMO

So for the past 2 weeks there have been a couple of stories that the media just can't let go of that in my humble opinion were really never stories to begin with. The obvious one from the world of pro pigskin that the 4 letter in Bristol and other media outlets cant seem to get enough of is " Deflategate " . Let's just get this out in the open 1st ... The Patriots are known cheaters , we've known this since spygate that they will take every advantage they can to beat an opponent. With that being said they beat the Colts 45-7 !!!! If I'm to understand this correctly every team gets to provide t… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 2

Super Bowl Trivia : Sexy fan pic

Whoever can find a pic with the sexiest fan from either team and post the link in the comments section wins the point .. I'll decide the winner by 9pm tonight .. happy hunting :) and remember we're looking for Patriots & Seahawks fans lol !!… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 7

Super Bowl Trivia ... Recipe contest

Post your best Super Bowl Party / Tailgating recipe in the comments.. the one I find the most scrumptious will earn the point. You have until noon tomorrow :)… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 8

Super Bowl Trivia

Before leading the " Greatest show on turf " to victory in Super Bowl 34 coach Dick Vermeil took what team to the big game almost 2 decades earlier before coming up short ?… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 8

Super Bowl Trivia day 3

This Heisman Trophy winner and 1st round pick of the Washington Redskins is the only special teams player to win a Super Bowl MVP award .. In which Super Bowl did he garner this award ?… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 21

Super Bowl Trivia

This stormin Mormon holds the record for most TD passes in a SB game ... who is it and how many did he throw ?… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 12

Super Bowl Trivia

From now until the big day I'll be doing some trivia questions to entertain & educate the masses .. at the end of it 2nd place is a steak dinner with all the trimmings ... 1st place is an all expenses paid trip to Jamaica ( Queens :p ) or just my respect or admiration .. I have to see what's in the budget. Anyway your first question is an easy one & no Google He was the first African American QB to win a Super Bowl ? give me his name , the team name & the Super Bowl he won !… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 10

Lets build some favorites

in the comments section below list your favorite female or TS porn star and a link to their best video here on xham .. let's see the good stuff we can come up with !… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 17

College Football Report Rivalry Edition

First of all I would like to apologize for my absence on the college football scene the past few weeks. Personal & proffessional responsibilities have been keeping me busy !! Along with trying to prepare everything for that awesome rewards show I'm planning ;) But here am ready to give you the rundown of this upcoming week's action on a rivalry weekend but first a quick recap on how we got where we are now. Alabama has taken over as the #1 team in the country in… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 12

Candypalooza a champion is crowned !!

It was a long journey but as predicted Reese's claimed the 1st ever Xhmaster Candypalooza tournament !!!. In defeating Skittles in dominating fashion as only the dynamic duo of chocolate & peanutbutter can .. they can now hoist there title with pride .. Of course with their title comes the endorsements http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SByQjGGE1qE the money ... ht… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 16

Campus Report Week 10

Before we get started in the name of sportsmanship I would like all readers to extend their hands respectfully ( wash em first fellas ) to the person across from them and shake hands before reading this week's post. On the count of 3 .. 1, 2, haha just k**ding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSfZafJSDUo. Yes those fearsome turtles are making friends all over the place in their 1st year in the BIGX throwing fuel on the fire of that longstanding rivalry between them & the Penn State Nittany Lions. Remember… Read more

Posted by shutdowncorner 9 years ago 10