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It had only been a day or so since my husband drained his balls into me, but it just left me wanting more! My pussy has been aching to feel him deep inside me all day. I sent him a few dirty texts throughout the day that would get him hard as a rock, and make his cock twitch a bit. So that when he came home he would know exactly what I wanted. I kept staring at the clock, he said he would be home by 7pm. It’s now 7:04pm every minute that passes feels like an eternity. I had been edging all day, and I’ve never wanted to cum so badly. My pussy was dripping wet with anticipation. Finally I… Read more

He was going to cum soon if she didn’t stop. He hadn’t cum in days, and she was more than happy to oblige him. He was laboring under the impression that he was in control. That he was calling the shots. She had laughed to herself. Men always thought this, and she made them feel it. She wasn’t into being dominated, and of course, she actually liked being in control. But she liked her men to think they had power over the situation until it was too late. He was hard to get at, at first, but she broke him. Quite devoted to his girlfriend, he’d been facing one problem. They live… Read more

Aaron wondered why his new girlfriend's mom had sent him a text telling him she needed to speak to him before things got too serious between himself and her daughter. He thought it was a little strange but he went to meet her, as he didn’t want to upset his new girlfriend's mom. She was waiting for him in the kitchen when he arrived. “Katie has been asking me about going on the pill so I’m assuming you two are planning on having sex soon?” she asked him. Aaron looked at her feeling completely embarrassed but he tried not to show it. “Um, yes Mrs. Thompson,” he replied as she st… Read more

No Turning Back Now The moment I felt his bare cock glide between the walls of my slippery sex, I knew there was no going back. The rational, logical side of my brain was urging me to protest the fact that I was an orgasm away from becoming a teenage mother, but the horny as fuck part of my brain won out, wrapping my legs around my boyfriend’s waist in order to draw him in deeper. “Are you gonna cum inside me?” I asked meekly, hoping that one of us retained a measure of self-control. “Uh huh,” he grunted. So much for that. “You know I’m not on the pill, right?” I protested.… Read more

Johnny Tripod and Cougar Granny I'd not long returned from my morning 8k run and still had an adrenaline buzz so, after checking my e-mails I decided to have a scroll through a couple of my favourite porn sites and have a nice leisurely wank, when there was a knock on my flat door. As I approached the door I rearranged my stiff cock to avoid any embarrassment. When I opened the door halfway to see who the caller was my jaw nearly hit the floor like a Tom and Jerry cartoon. "Johnny?" A stunning platinum blonde asked, "From the Virgin Rocks?" I nodded and grunted in the affirm… Read more

It’s ok. Just cum inside me. I can’t risk my mom finding any stains on my skirt. And well she’s always told me I won’t get into any trouble so long as I keep my panties on. So I guess that must mean I can’t get pregnant unless I take them off, so your idea of just pulling them to the side’s a really good one. “That’s it Sarah, just slide those panties off for me” “B… but shouldn’t you put a condom on?” “Why would I do that? It feels much better without” “B… but I don’t want to get pregnant” “It’ll be fine. You’d only get pregnant if I don’t pull out by the fifth spurt. That’s… Read more

My vision of the additional features of nursing services in the NHS. Initiative - "Going the Extra Mile" Purpose of Initiative: -  to facilitate the faster recovery journey of initially, hetrosexual male and lesbian inpatients by allowing certain patients to benefit from “extra” care provided by female nursing staff. - to provide a voluntary bank scheme which female bisexual nursing staff of all grades, together with specialist nursing disciplines and other supporting disciplines, such as Radiologists, phlebotomists, dietitians, Salts, OTs and Physios are able to sign up to, in re… Read more

The Ballerina A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same… Read more

If She Wasn't Doing What She Does Now, Then She Would Have Made A Great Porn Star Carol Kirkwood (BBc Breakfast Weather) Louise Minchen (BBC Breakfast Presenter) Holly Willoughby (Actor) Alex Jones (The One Show) Christine Blakeley (The One Show) Suzy Perry (C4 Presenter) Sharon Davies (BBC Sports Presenter) Catherine Southon (BBC Antiques Shows) Kate Williams (Historian) Alice Roberts (Historian) Bettany Hughes (Historian) Lucy Worsley (Historian) Arusha Irvine (BBC Antiques Road Trip) Christina Trevanion (BBC Antiques Shows) Natasha Raskin-Sharp (BBC Anitques Shows) Suzanna Lipscombe (Histo… Read more

"You're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe Grandad...not under the cameltoe!"… Read more

Viagra...it won't make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore :O)… Read more

Swiss Toni from "The Fast Show" had some pearls of wisdom for us all.... Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. Pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. La… Read more

I bought the mother-in-law some crotchless knickers for her birthday. It was nothing sexual, I just wanted to give her a better grip on her broomstick.… Read more