I'm such a poet of dead romantic virtue I hate paying for dating sites so instead I thought I would muck in here and maybe meet someone special. Maybe I never will, but at least I tried. Maybe I'm to Vanilla for some people? Having served in the armed forces I generally don't like seeing body parts spread all over the place like goujon's of decimated love! I prefer to keep most things between the White Egyptian Cotton sheets. Spank!… Read more