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Pro Wrestlers and WWE Superstars Nude Pics and vid

If you have been keeping up with current events. WWE's former star Paige has had some personal nude pics and vids leak to the internet. Which I'm sure are being posted to this site as I type this. But that got me thinking. What former or current female wrestler have we seen naked? Paige is certainly not the first and won't be the last. Of course, women like Sable, Sunny, and Chyna cum to mind(get it?) have all appeared nude at one time. Are there any others? And what female wrestler would you want to see nude or in a sex tape?… Read more

Posted by edjr80 7 years ago 2

Erotica Books

I've checked out a few books/audiobooks from Amazon..of all places. I haven't found anything really good yet. Been reading stuff from Sam Wellshauna and Vic Vitale. Vic's stuff is porn on paper, very little to no plot, one dimensional characters, and graphic sex. Sam's is a little bit better. Granted what I've read have been short stories. So I'm keeping an eye out for erotica novels...I guess. Anyway if anyone has suggestions. Let me know, and I'll keep you posted :-)… Read more

Posted by edjr80 8 years ago 9

Dagny and Jeff vs. Allie and Jake

Which is the hotter couple? Who cums the most Jeff or Jake? Who is the better cum catcher Allie or Dagny?… Read more

Posted by edjr80 9 years ago 19

Arnold vs. Falco

Which one covers faces in cum better?… Read more

Posted by edjr80 9 years ago 2

Mark Rockwell vs. Johnny Loads

Both men have made a name for themselves on the internet, but which one unloads the most on pretty faces? http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/splash-your-cum-on-my-face/24631651/Read more

Posted by edjr80 9 years ago 1

Nina Hartley vs. Jewel de Nyle

Both ladies are legends in the porn industry, but which one was the better cum catcher?… Read more

Posted by edjr80 9 years ago 7

20 most amazing sexual records

http://joyreactor.com/post/792932 Site mentions all 20 records, which I think haven't been broken yet and some of them I'm not sure should be broken. The ones that stand out to me are the longest cumshot(ejaculate) is 18ft 9in or 6meters. Most orgasms 134 orgasms in one hour. That's 2 orgasms a minute. Longest time masturbating; 9hours 58min. Wow, just wow. That is just crazy.… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 4

Fake cumshots

Why? Why, do fake cumshots exist? I don't get it. I guess I can understand wanting to see a girl get showered in "cum." but if it isn't real doesn't that ruin the fantasy. If it was a little bit of fake cum, I might be able to accept that, but it's way too much. No man can cum that much and I'm not sure I want to meet the man who can cum like that. I don't know; it just seem like it's taking things too far. If they were done in a comedy setting. Then yes I could except that, because it's supposed to be absurdly funny. But they want me to take it seriously? Yea I'm not going to do that. Fake c… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 6

Fake vs. Real breasts

As long as I can remember I've been a breast guy. Usually the bigger the better. That's how I was when I was a teenager. Back then I didn't care if they were real or fake, but now that I'm a little older. I find that I prefer real breasts over fake breasts. I'm not turned off by fake breasts. I'm not crazy, but I think that real is just more attractive. Especially when the fake breasts are way too big for that woman's frame. Some people get a little too ridiculous with plastic surgery and probably shouldn't have had plastic surgery in the first place. Take Tanner Mayes for example. She is cute… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 7

Shaved, untrimmed, or trimmed

This for both men, women, gay, straight, bi, transexual, and any others that I left out. Which is better? Trimmed, untrimmed, or shaven privates? I personally like trimmed it's the sexiest to me.… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 11

Women who love/like cum

I was chatting with one of my friends on xhamster and she loves cum. Now I think she is in the minority, but you know I'm not really that sure. I can only base this on the amount of REAL amateur vids I've seen. The majority (60%-70%) of women who get cum on their faces, react to cum like it's acid or something like that. Or act surprised after they've sucked a cock for 10 minutes. What did you think was going to happen??? Now that means that there are 30%-40% of women who like/love when their man cums on them. God bless those women. Women shouldn't be grossed out or scared that a man came on… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 8

Many names for semen

There are many names for semen or sperm, here a few: baby batter, baby gravy, cum, cream, jism, jiz, jizm, load, man chowder, man seed, nut, nut butter, pearl necklace, pole milk, protein shake, schlong juice, scum, seed, splooge, spooge, string of pearls, tattie water, trouser gravy, two-ball compound, two ball throat cream, wad, leche(milk), spunk. There are plenty more I'm sure, but these are all I could think of or find.… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 6

How to make cum taste better?

I have seen a few ads either pop ups or email about products that make semen tasting sweeter. I can't believe they are STILL trying to sell these products. It's ridiculous. Most of them are just concentrated fruit extracts from what I can tell. So it's different fruits basically. So why would I buy a product made from different fruits when I can just go to the store and buy the fruits myself...? Plus I'm not sure they even work. It's probably a waste of money. If you want to make your cum taste better here is what you do. Step 1: Stop smoking and/or drinking Step 2: Drink lots of water (… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 9

Best softcore porn movie/series

According to the internet, cinemax is getting rid of there cinemax after dark time slot reserved for soft core porn series and movies. Hopefully this is not true. I haven't really watched softcore porn in awhile but I do have a large collection of scenes from movies and series from 1990 to 2000. What's my favorite? That's actually an easy question. I would have to say Playtime with Monique parent and Jennifer Burton is by far the best softcore porn movie ever.… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 2

Favorite pornstars

I've been watching porn for many years and I have trouble trying to figure out who is my favorite porn star. Just 1? I really can't think of just one star that I prefer over the others. I've gone from Persia(90s) to Janet Jacme to Alisha Klass and so on and so on. So how do you choose one? I personally can't do it. My list of favorite pornstars is probably 40-50. That's not including men, or women on the internet i.e. Wifey.… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 11

Porn Collection

I'm sure plenty of people on sites like this one have a porn collection. It might be small, big, or humongous. Nothing wrong with having a nice collection of your favorite scenes, movies, or porn stars. I'm just sharing what mine contains. I've been collecting porn for about 24 years (Softcore included). As of today, I have almost 10,000 computer files, 20vhs, 100+ dvds. I don't count the hours of porn I have. I count the days and weeks. Not boasting, just sharing. I'm sure there are plenty out there who have 100 of terabytes of porn. How I envy them :-)… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 3

Cum Dodgers

Someone is going to have to explain why women act surprised when they get cum on there faces in porn. I'm pretty sure that they should know that is going to happen, so why are they surprised/upset when it does??? Even if the guy promises not to cum on your face or in your eyes or whatever. He lying, intentionally or unintentionally, because he has very little control and usually that results in bad aim, especially if he is a shooter. To be clear, I'm not talking about amateurs...for the most part. I'm talking about pornstars or wannabe pornstars who have a few vids on the internet. They need… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 2

Best facial...?

There are alot of facial compilation vids on this site and others like it. I've made a couple myself and working on a few more. But it got me thinking, what is the best facial? I've seen some people's opinion of what the best one is. And I honestly don't see it, especially if the cum only covers a small portion of the girls face. Maybe they think the girl is super hot, or they are fans. But for me the cum has to cover most of the girls face. That makes since, right? I don't like facials were the cum covers just the girls chin or mouth. That's not enough. For me the cum should be on the girls f… Read more

Posted by edjr80 10 years ago 16