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Posted by my buddy, Buck (niceonehere)... When Squirrel laid his eyes on Honcho during their in-processing at Camp Pendleton, his testosterone level rose, and he had to suppress a growing erection. Honcho focused on the paperwork and the orders that he was following. Honcho stands six feet tall, typically broad shoulders with arms filling his short-sleeved blouse. Honcho was unaware he was sparking any interest among the group that slowly moved forward in the bare military office. Instinctively, Squirrel knew that Honcho was a Marine open to any and every experience. Squirrel, his nickname f… Read more

My favorite slut's story: It was a late fall afternoon when I was walking home from band practice. My dad was running late in picking me up so I told him I would be walking home and he could pick me up at the park. When I got to the park I needed to go to the bath room really bad, so I went to the public restroom all parks have. I did not see the hole in the wall in the stall until I was hit with a rude and nasty surprise. While doing my business I felt something thumb me on the back of my head. I was in shock when I turned around. At eye level there was this hard thick throbbing cock pointi… Read more

Make a pitcher of this and assfuck a hot bitch with your fist wrapped around her throat: ACTIVE TIME 25 minutes TOTAL TIME 1 hours The spicy and perfectly tart shrub (flavored drinking vinegar) gives this pitcher-friendly cocktail a refreshing quality. Ingredients 8 Servings CHILE-LIME SHRUB 2 limes, halved ¾ cup apple cider vinegar (or gush from your gal's gash) ¾ cup sugar 2 tablespoons honey 1½ teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes ASSEMBLY 2 cups tequila blanco 1½ cups Campari ¾ cup fresh lemon juice (or golden straight from your pee slit) ¾ cup fresh lime juice 8 lime wedges (for serv… Read more

Man, the summer couldn’t end soon enough for me- that’s right, END. Mark Twain was right when he said, “The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Whether natives or transplants (like me), all of us San Franciscans know that while the rest of the country calls an unofficial end to the warm summer season come Labor Day, we get ready for warm and sunny days until Halloween here in the City by the Bay. In the days leading up to the Labor Day weekend, my brain was 1,000 miles away from me; which is pretty unusual since it’s ordinarily no farther than at the end of my dick. My… Read more

Soaking Up My First DP FUCK! Folsom Weekend Thursday, September 26, 2013 It was a long and winding road on the way to getting my ass stuffed with two throbbing cocks for the first time, but bear with me. Here’s how it finally happened: After my girl, Alicia, got off her work early on Thursday, I went over to her apartment and we watched our 49ers kick some St. Louis Ram butt on TV. I should explain that I am in a semi-open long-term relationship (just over 8 years) with a stud of a man, named John. We enjoy the occasional sexual company of one or more of four other men- three he knew before… Read more

Fuck, it’s been a hell of a rough couple weeks. My male partner, John, got diagnosed with early on-set Parkinson’s just before Christmas last year, but fortunately, the d**gs he’s been taking have calmed everything down- more or less. Then back in July, he was diagnosed with anemia and it turns out he had this degenerative bone marrow disease called MDS. And hell yeah- I slapped myself in the forehead and said to myself, “Shit- what NEXT!” Don’t get me wrong- I’m not complaining! Or looking for sympathy either- just got moved to write some shit down… call it therapy… dick therapy if you coun… Read more

This happened a few years ago… the fucking weirdest weekend of my life… when I got fucking laid by the hottest young chick EVER!!! Not to mention, she busted my cherry- female-wise- and addicted me to women ever since!. Her name is Nicole, and even though there is another woman in my life these days (and different in every way!), she will always be my first! I used to have this dumb-ass job as an attendant at a male sex club called MACK Folsom Prison… and yeah- that it is a whole different story! But anyway, I worked from 8 p.m. to 5 a.m., seven days a week. I liked the job and I had been out… Read more

Lo and behold, I hear this noise going on outside. I look out the window, and see that there’s scaffolding going up across the street and two doors down (literally down, since I live on a hill). And two Ford trucks parked outside the house that I immediately recognized! Let me “digress”, if you will… Last September, after all my marital issues were settled, this hot Mexican dude showed up at the door and wanted to talk. His name is Luis- and it turns out that he works with his brother Roberto. His wife is named Gina and they have 3 boys- the last born just last Summer, Omar. He’d been doing… Read more

Me and John had been fucking around behind my other-half’s back for three years. I’d carve a pumpkin for him for Halloween and we’d fuck. I’d bring him a basket on Easter morning and we’d fuck. I’d string a tree with lights, decorate it and on Christmas Eve before opening our presents to each other, we’d fuck. For three years, I’d bake him a birthday cake. After he blew out all the candles, we’d fuck. For me, at least, the time passed really fast. We were like two little boys, but in grown men’s bodies. We liked having c***dish fun with each other, and then fucking. Finally, he told me I had… Read more

My playroom was full of smoke and my “boy” and I were playing in the sling when the phone rang. “Shit,” I cursed. I’d just finished glazing my left arm with grease after chewing out my “son’s” hairy ass in my sling. I had so much grease on my arm that the sleeve tattoo I’d been working on for weeks was almost invisible. His asshole was winking at me- my fucking cigar drool was leaking out of his hole. I plunked my thumb up his ass. I handed him my cigar. He reached down, and grabbed my cock in his big hand and slapped it against his butt. The phone stopped ringing. The answering machine kicke… Read more

Recipe from America's Test Kitchen... SLOPPY HANKS! Love making them for Hank 'cause we both love slop dripping off our faces and I wanna fuck him! ;-) https://xhamster.com/users/obrett Anyway, get some pans out and SHAKE IT! You'll need: 1 lb. ground beef baking soda (see below for amounts) <a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=salt" target="_blank">salt</a> (see below for amounts) 1/2 onion, chopped fine oil 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 teaspoons brown sugar 2 teaspoons paprika 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1/4 <a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=cup" target="_blank">cup</a> toma… Read more

Chapter Seven by Buck Jones Zack Arranges a Group Encounter I told Gramp what I wanted. I wanted a controlled ****. I want to be tied up to a tree and guys and then maybe some girls come along… and they use my holes. The guys double fuck me… I could be d**gged or something. I just want to give up control to get what I want. I want sexual excess and sexual exhaustion. I don’t want to bleed or anything, but I wantto be lost in what’s happening. I want every action, every slap, every whack to work me up, to crank me up so I feel every nerve inside me vibrating with pleasure. But how do I get s… Read more

From the time my brother and I were of school-age, my Dad had this Sunday night ritual with us called, "Inspection." He'd take both of us into the bathroom we shared and, one by one, put us in the bath tub and scrub us down. He'd lather up the wash cloth, clean out our ears and everything, and then have each of us bend over and spread our asses so could clean in there, too. When we were finished and he dried us off, he'd grab a jar of Vasoline from the medicine cabinet, light a cigar or cigarette, and lead us back to our bedroom, naked. Then he'd have us each bend over with our hands on our… Read more