1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. Would you have to be drunk? 7. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9. Condom or skin? 10. Do you give Oral pleasures? 11. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 12. Have sex on the first date? 13. Would you kiss me during sex? 14. Do you think I would be good in bed? 15. Three sum or maybe foursome? 16. How many times would you like to cum? 17. Spit or swallow? 18. Do you like fore play? 19. Do you have any hot friends you… Read more
Sex and Good Grammar
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." The man thanked… Read more