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naar de hoeren

Ik masturbeer graag. Aan mijn dikke stijve lul sjorren is mijn grootste genot. Ik had een vriendin die het geil vond wanneer ik mezelf poedelnaakt dicht bij haar aftrok. Recht in haar ogen kijken en gewoon praten terwijl ik mijn dikke paal afsnok. Soms met een dildo of plug in mijn kont. Zo geil. Ik beschouw mezelf intussen als een ruk expert. Zonder liegen, ik kan uren rukken, steeds balancerend op het punt van klaarkomen. Zalig. Maar alleen nu is maar alleen, ik speel liever met mijn paal met publiek. Ik wist dat ik bloedgeil was. Wanneer ik op joetuub naar Lindsay kijk naar ''over zeven zee… Read more

Posted by beard427 1 year ago

xhamster's final chapter: the burial

We all saw it coming, when xhamster forbit the upload of pictures and started to delete all our galleries, we knew the end was near. Now they even require a full ID for video uploads. They not only ask for a passport number, a driver licence or pics of both sides of your id-card, they even want the written and proved concent of the movie source. When they started the movies with a promo for paid webcams, we knew that all xhamster was about was commerce. Money was on their mind, and they figured that, seen the former popularity of xhamster, they could go away with it. Well let me tell you; t… Read more

Posted by beard427 2 years ago 15

flushed down the toilet

Many galleries and movies have been deleted lately. The reason can only be guessed. But we did get something magnificent in return: stupid promo vids at the start of your chosen movie. Thank you very much xhamster, you're very kind to offer us such treasures. Here's some titles of my deleted galleries, some with about a million views, but that doesn't count to xhamster it seems: - a granny and mature hotspot 10 - a granny and mature hotspot 4 - the big granny and mature show 18 - available for all - hookers whores and streetmeat - streetfurniture - open for public - under construction -real c… Read more

Posted by beard427 2 years ago 10

have a corona

Have a corona beer. I got way over 300 galleries containing the sluttiest grannies, wettest matures, hottest sissies and submissive slaves. Thousands of creamy pussies, tasty asses, meaty thighs, succulent hard cocks, heavy succable nuts and wet eager mouths. After a year covit-lockdown, i humbly consider myself an expert in the art of masturbation. I just want to share you my favorite wank subject. You'll find it on youtube, Lindsay with 'over alle 7 zeeën'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPVqrDGF1ro&ab_channel=JosVanGoolen Lindsay's legs (and mouth) make my dick hard in seconds. Watc… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 3

why ?

It's getting crazy here at the hamster. 66 galleries have been deleted from my account. I could understand that u******ed content (altough all my models were 18+, some apeared younger) got binned, but now they also started to delete: -grannies -matures -wankers -blacks -sm -hookers -crossdressers -fetishes -... and don't say that it's because of 'key-words' recognized by some sort of algorithm. Here's some titles of deleted galleries: - a granny and mature hotspot 10 - play hard - available for all - hookers, whores, streetmeat - open for business - open for public - wanna see me jack off… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 16

bollywood influx

Is it just me or is there a significant increase of hindi or other asian movies ? It could be that because of the all known problems with xhamster, these movies stand out more. More western people got fed up with the new morality that invaded our lives recently. Maybe these eastern countries have just discovered (sexual) freedom and therefor embrace it with more enthousiasm as opposed to us, westerners who were settled in our sexuality and feel now threatened by all kinds of censorship. Janis said it a long time ago: ''freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose''. So are we realy l… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 2

the rodent and the mole

It appears that there has been a mole in our beloved hamster community. A fucking kraut mole. Investigating i*****l (read minor) uploads. Here's the article, google translated from german and posted by orsini03. https://www.vice.com/en/article/akdzdp/inside-xhamsters-unpaid-content-moderation-team So it seems that the hamster is dead on its back, together with most global pornsites. Covid19 destroyed our lives for a good year now, and now we're robbed of porn. (and i thought that since the orange mofo has been voted away, we could start living back in FREEDOM again. No chance) D… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 8

new rodent

It appears that the hamster is building a brand new platform. That's what i can make up from the ''improve xhamster'' comments. Pic upload will be back, together with video download. Remember that i stated ''it appears'', so don't crusify me when the rodent doesn't do shit and leaves us with this crappy engine. Who can trust a deaf, blind, mute rodent that leaves its clients in the dark. but then i got this message, killing all hope: "Law changes in the US have encouraged xham to make these drastic changes. The changes are permanent. Xham is an American company, I always thought it w… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 6

pics upload

It appears that some people are still able to upload pics to the hamster. But just as i thought, they are all people with a special ''title''. Not just verified users (with the green check) but people with a yellow camera, professionals or earners. Look at the symbols on their profiles. No uploads by ordinary members, not even verified users. Only ''sellers'', ''earners'', ''models'', ''creators'' or ''hamster old friends'' (whatever that means, i've seen HOF that are only two weeks member) So the hamster only permits people that spend money to upload pics, and we, the simple mortals, those… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 14

the rodent is dead on its back

It's been 20 days now since we were unabled to post pics. What seemed just a faze to work out a new policy now has become a sad fact. The hamster is dead. I thought she was just out of breath cause of covid19 but it seems that she has choked to death, no corona-vaccin will be able to save her. And the worst part is the deafening silence from the rodent itself. Do we have to upgrade to premium members to regain the ability to post pics or download movies ? Why don't they comunicate with us ? All i got from the hamster is publicity in my pm-box for premium membership. I'm a verified user, but t… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 7

video purge

So many vids have been purged lately, but contrary to the deleted galleries, there's a chance that they are only blocked and not completely deleted. Duration is still visible and let us hope they will reapear after the great haul. btw, anyone else noticed that you cannot download vids anymore ? Their way af preventing the good stuff to last. The hamster was fun ... until the thickheaded rightwing morality sucking mofos took control of our lives.… Read more

Posted by beard427 3 years ago 8