The other morning I was doing my normal routine of coffee & blunt, then concluded with my morning jerk session before getting ready. I'm coolin' in the backyard looking at twerk vids on my tablet (getting my meat ready). Having my dre's on my ears I was oblivious to light sounds due to the the music from videos. After a cpl more pulls on my blunt I was looking around and I noticed the dog in the next yard was which meant she or her daughter is outside or by the door on inside. I pull the headphones off to catch new sounds and sure enough a sneeze was let out. I cleared my throat and said "i… Read more
