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GONNA_CRY_213
Hello ,Im rockin a Bic Dic , all zex , Pure Fire. 
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-Darth-Vader-
to LeiaSolo : OK, guess I will blow up another planet trying to find you again
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LeiaSolo
to -Darth-Vader- : Sorry father, i was a bad girl. You have to punish me.
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-Darth-Vader-
to LeiaSolo : How typical, you say hello but you do not send me a friend invite. How many times must I invade your planet before you realize how much I care about you and your retarded brother? 
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LeiaSolo
yes father, it's me, your horny daughter 
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sugar2002gr
Thank you for the invite
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goldstein23
Thx for the friendship Lord Vader!!
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bawitdaba7
Calling all Vaders
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Pope-Vader
Tried your cookie recipe, and I cannot remember the last 3 days
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Please delete these accounts:
!!! ALL THESE ACCOUNTS BELOW ARE THE ACCOUNTS OF A CHILDMOLESTER !!!
!!! BEWARE, PLEASE !!!
He calls himself BOBBY = SATYRIASISS = ...
And he is also an ADMINISTRATOR OF XHAMSTER!!! :frowning:

These are a few of his accounts:
http://xhamster.com/users/amavelpinto-censured (They, the scum from xhamster, made an account with childporn on it!!! The administrators know about it, because some people delate it. He copys my text and name so people believe its me. That's an other evidence how crule and bad the site and admins are! )
http://xhamster.com/users/juan_sum_sex ( Uses mostly accountpictures from innocent people!)
http://xhamster.com/users/sexy_gentieman (Uses mostlyaccountpictures from innocent people!)
http://xhamster.com/users/justin_yermouth (Uses mostlyaccountpictures from innocent people!)
http://xhamster.com/users/scuzz_twittly
http://xhamster.com/users/darius-is-back
http://xhamster.com/users/satyriasiss
http://xhamster.com/users/hardcoresackhammer
http://xhamster.com/users/mr_chippy (Account deleted! Childabuse! )

YOU CAN ALSO SEE ON MY ACCOUNT:
THE PIC OF THE HOUSE HE LIVES IN: https://xhamster.com/users/asdreas
AND THE PICS OF THE ACCOUNTS OF THE CHILDMOLESTERS:
https://xhamster.com/users/asdreas
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-Darth-Vader-
Latest Recipe:

Death-Star Peanut Butter Kushkies
Makes 24 3-inch cookies

1½ cups chunky peanut butter
4 tablespoons canna-butter, softened
½ cup molasses
½ cup brown sugar
½ cup mixed finely chopped cashews
1 cup flour
1 free range egg
2 tablespoons vanilla yogurt
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
¼ teaspoon of kosher salt
¼ teaspoon of baking soda
1 small bag of Chewbacca Kush

Directions

1. Heat oven to 350
2. Remove seeds and then Place Large Bud of Chewbacca Kush in coffee bean grinder to chop to a finely chopped consistency.
3. Combine all of the ingredients in a large bowl. Stir until smooth.
4. Divide the dough into 24 balls and press them down on a baking sheet covered with parchment.
5. Bake until set and until the edges have the slightest bit of color, about 8-10 minutes. Allow to cool for 15 minutes. Cookies will get firm during the cooling process.

Enjoy, and get baked after baking.
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Thanks for your approval!
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-Bill-Cosby-
i made these cookies but changed a few ingredients. Neighbors daughters loved them, but complained they made their asses sore.
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KLizzle
Hey man, thanks for the invite. Fellow Star Wars fan here myself
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great profile
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Darth_Anonymous
Are you making any Pot Cookies?
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Pussy_Vader
I hope so for your sake, the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am
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abberton
Thank you for your invite, gratefully accepted.
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Dr-Funkenstein
They say you're jivin' game, it can't be changed
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Shvdtosha
Thank you for the friendship! Cheers! and may the force be with you!
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Kooster
Welcome.
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-Darth-Vader-
to Darth_Anonymous : Currently making some Oatmeal Cookies with Toffee Roasted Walnuts and Rum Soaked Raisins
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Darth_Anonymous
What kind of cookies are you making?
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