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this will be my campaign slogan

reblog if you are your url

...why do i have this saved as "crime.png"

One of your alters is probably laughing their ass off right now

detail breakdown for that pic!

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sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life

fountain in italy

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

This post makes me want to draw a naked woman with her penith and bobs out, from pure spite for religious "purity"

Now draw her getting an education >:3

with her thang thanging

oh god. fuck. I- fuck. I just. jfc.

(by riverqueer leatherwork click on link)

the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise

Reblog if it's okay to send you estrogenized puffy nip tiddy pics in DM's

pleas send my estrogenized puffy nips in my dms i like thinking of them as my future

the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise

Reblog if it's okay to send you estrogenized puffy nip tiddy pics in DM's

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

Oh

……. oh

Oh

Oh

yeag.

…….

Neurodivergent child: *tries to explain why they couldn’t do something/ why they did something*

Parent: “quit making excuses”

Happy Trainboy Friday :3

I love public transport so much ^-^

took me 30 mins to go to a place by car yesterday cause of traffic

Going to the exact same place today, 15 mins by bus + i can scroll tumblr while going there

i took the wrong bus -_-

The dread of seeing the bus turn away from where you wanted to go and realising it's the wrong one.

Or, even worse, looking up from your phone and finding yourself in the middle of nowhere.

Laying in bed next to a pretty girl, using blahajs as pillows while you listen to the sound of her breathing and feel the rise and fall of her chest.

You agree. Reblog.

Do any of the people who post stuff like this on Tumblr dot com actually know what a woman feels like?

Friend I posted this while doing this exact thing

They should make eroge games about robots and disassembling them

Basically they're pornographic games. This includes both games where the reward for winning is porn of some kind (like a match 3 game where increasing score makes the girl on screen take off more of her clothes), erotic visual novels, and games where the act of sex has mechanical complexity (a great example is Degrees of Lewdity where you can pick an action for each of your body parts on your turn).

For this hypothetical game about robots, I'm imagining gradually removing parts, turning individual screws, finding which wires connect to what and stimulating them.