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(Asexual, panromantic, polyamorous, and genderfluid ) 25 (They/bun pronouns please!) My art tag is #ari draws
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Wait a sec-

Do these fuckers KNOW each other!?

In the midst of yet another Hazbin re-watch and my wife goes, "These two are just SO overly exaggerative and hostile with each other here that it kind of feels like they know each other, but they can't let Charlie or the others know that they know each other and they start a dick-measuring contest in who can keep the secret better while also trying to make it harder for the other one to keep up with the act." The theory completely changes the perspective of Lucifer coming to the hotel and what happens in "Hell's Greatest Dad".

Lucifer enters the hotel ignoring and literally dancing around Alastor (who is fucking standing RIGHT THERE). He goes as far as to happily greet the hotel pets without ever even acknowledging his presence. When he DOES offer any kind of acknowledgment or thoughts with the hotel its with his disgusted critiqment of Alastor's bar.

Introductions take place, and I've always been caught off guard by just how immediately these two just know how to get under each other's skin and just how over-the-top this exchange feels. There's no way the King of Hell has not heard of Alastor, who has established himself in Hell by toppling great Overlords - almost with ease - then publicly broadcasting their screams for all to hear.

Next, Charlie and Lucifer have a small moment where Lucifer just looks so happy to be with his daughter again. He looks so proud of her... I'm left wondering why they ever were estranged to begin with. Charlie let's him go and praises Alastor for all of his help with her dream and the hotel. His reaction to this is instant. Is something keeping Lucifer from Charlie and in helping her with her goals? It seems he had to be directly invited to the hotel by Charlie for him to even make an appearance despite him having told her that "anything within his power was HERS for the asking". Alastor makes a point of emphasizing this peculiar absence when he sings, "WHO'S been here since day one!?"

Alastor is there to help Charlie with the hotel; he "fulfills her odd requests" and protects it when he has to. Lucifer isn't happy with this arrangement but he also seems somehow unable to get more involved. My wife also points out that Lucifer only makes an appearance to the battle in the finale after Alastor disappears. She believes Lucifer is who he is tied to in making a deal with and when Alastor sings, "...once I figure out how to unclip my wings, guess who will be pulling all the strings?" he's referring to needing to find a way out of whatever constraints the fallen angel has on him. [Which he may have found in making his deal with Charlie...] I kind of hope that if there is something more going on with this, Lilith is involved and both parents are working together with the use of Alastor's power to obtain some great goal.

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Lucifer: Okay, that’s it, I’ve had it up to here! You’re ALL grounded! Charlie, go to your room! Vaggie, no spear! Angel, no drugs! Husk, no booze! Cherri, no bombs! Niffty, no cleaning! Mimzy so help me, you borrow money one more time and no more desert! And YOU, Alastor! I….god, is there anything you love?

Alastor: Revenge.

Lucifer: No vengeance for you, young man!!!

Alastor: I’d say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that’s off the table.

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eggcats

A really funny idea would be that practically all main Alastor ships are canon, but Alastor HIMSELF is the only one who doesn't know he's in a polycule. (RadioRose, RadioHusk, RadioDust, RadioApple)

(They don't tell him because he doesn't handle being confronted with caring about others very well, and the last time it was implied, he ghosted and didn't talk to Husk for almost a decade. Alastor is very dedicated to being the untouchable Radio Demon, and if you try to make him come to terms with the idea of being Perceived, he freaks out.)

And so, when Angel and Husk notice Lucifer and Alastor starting to circle each other, they grab Lucifer to tell him the Rules of the Polycule.

H: "Hey, we noticed you giving Al eyes, we wanted to let you know how to go about this since he's dating us too."

L: "Oh shit! I'm sorry I didn't mean to-"

H: "Nah, you're welcome in. We just gotta give you the ground rules because the last time I didn't, it didn't end well for anyone."

L: "What."

A: "Smiles isn't big on being seen as soft, so you just gotta avoid letting him know he IS, is all."

H: "Here's our current schedule, let us know the best times for you and we'll adjust it fairly."

L: "You....you have a SCHEDULE???"

And they hand him a sheet that's basically like:

  1. No telling Alastor about the polycule!
  2. No telling Alastor anything that implies he is soft or cares about you or anyone in the polycule! (He WILL disappear for another 7 years, and everyone else in the polycule will be mad at you)
  3. No trying to force Alastor into doing anything with you (Obviously!)
  4. Ask before joining someone else's Alastor Time(tm) (One on one time isn't always required, but it's just rude to hijack it for no reason)
  5. Try to stick to the schedule the best you can (adjustments are allowed with prior notice, other conflicts, or Alastor himself asking you to do something outside your time)
  6. Dating others (in and outside the polycule) is fine, just be respectful
  7. Respect everyone else in the polycule!
  8. VOX IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE POLYCULE
  9. DO NOT LET VOX SEE THE SCHEDULE

L: "What's...what's with numbers 8 and 9? The TV guy???"

H: "Ugh, he's the reason FOR these rules! I tried to let him join me and Rosie a few years back, and instead he tried to make Alastor his own, permanently. Not only did he tell Alastor that they were dating, and tried to force him to join the Vees, he tried to kick me and Rosie out of the picture! Dealing with that mess was a NIGHTMARE. It took Rosie months to get him to talk to her again, and he practically ignored me before he completely disappeared. We JUST got everything back to normal after that mess."

L: "Uh, okay. Got it, no Vox."

And then, without Alastor ever noticing, he just gets another member of his polycule.

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rainydaysfw

He crawlin’ he crawlin’

This one took me 5h (help)

Also the reason Angel’s half naked is purely because I didn’t know where that jacket’s sleeves ended lmao

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Concept from a few days ago that has been ROTTING my brain. BIKER ANGEL BABYYY!!! Something I didn't know I needed in life-

Hes so cool and like, idk I just need to consumer more media where angel is being badass. DGMW!!! I LOVE HIS PRETTY FEM SIDE. But also I think ppl forget he's a chaos maker/ prankster/ turf war participator who will run you down without hesitation if in a fight uvu

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taliearts

"That's the tea"

200 frames of blender animation done in about a month or so for this 8 seconds of Alastor are finally finished!!

It's been so fun to try out everything I know of 2D and 3D space to create a full-on practice of lipsync and action with such a fun character to draw so many times

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

  • They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
  • I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
  • Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
  • Yes, Master
  • Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
  • I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
  • I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
  • No other way to get performance art funded these days

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

  • No other way to get academic research funded these days.
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A bunch of Hazbin doodles made during class ( ื▿ ื) Don't tell anyone that I might have been distracted while I was taking notes… My hand slipped woops ʕಠᴥಠʔ📝

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thekiruchan

Because of my studies, I disappeared from social networks for a BIT, I'm sorry

And..

This is the most brilliant thing I've seen this year

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Alastor Drawing Guides

My Alastor drawing guides :3 Gonna do another expression page for him too. For someone who's always smiling, he has fantastic range <3

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