groceries? I hardly know her

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

On the being deep about Shrek website?

The droves of people who now sincerely seem to believe that threatening to not vote for someone until they change their policies in such a way as to be more favourable to you is some insane new idea propagated by the evil commies seeking to subvert Our Great Democracy and not literally just how politics is supposed to work is quite possibly my least favourite thing about modern politics

Idk how to tell you people that "hey, I'm not going to vote for you unless you do what I want, so you had better do it or you won't get into power at all" is genuinely 100000% more normal of a way to deal with an election than "we all have to vote for the party I have decided I like even if they aren't doing a single thing I approve of + give them power no matter what they do. because this is how it has to be" is. like this is how elections are designed to work why has everyone decided that it's a dangerous far left idea all of the sudden

Enjoy a Certified Vivian Reaction courtesy of my transmasc bestie

its so easy to boycott most restaurants just dont go

our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

its so funny when british ppl say the letter H they have to wheeze it out like HAITCH but then they say things like orrible and ello.. girl where did the haitch go 

Please remember that you do not need to have British accents in your fantasy story. It’s absolutely not necessary

Please remember that you do need to have Boston accents in your fantasy story. It's absolutely necessary

" Y'all can't even boycott Chick-fil-A " objectively funny and correct to me and I will hear no arguments against it

funny in a sad sort of way to be clear. Yes I'm sure there's infinite Nuance and if I really put my mind to it I can come up with about 10 different scenarios in one minute about why someone might need to eat at Chick-fil-A but at the end of the day those don't really apply to a lot of the bitches who are just like "oh but that spicy chicken sandwich though..." Does it? The truth is y'all are weak in the knees and have a spinal column the consistency of almond paste

If you tell me I'm so strong for adhering to any given boycott because food it's just that good I don't think it's funny and I don't respect you for it I'm just embarrassed that these are the people I have to work with

Pretend, for example, that you were born in Chicago and have never had the remotest desire to visit Hong Kong, which is only a name on a map for you; pretend that some convulsion, sometimes called accident, throws you into connection with a man or a woman who lives in Hong Kong; and that you fall in love. Hong Kong will immediately cease to be a name and become the center of your life. And you may never know how many people live in Hong Kong. But you will know that one man or one woman lives there without whom you cannot live. And this is how our lives are changed, and this is how we are redeemed.

What a journey this life is! Dependent, entirely, on things unseen. If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earth quake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

—James Baldwin, The Price of the Ticket

[image: James Baldwin, smoking a cigarette, a backlit silhouette]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer

[ID: a reply from @/electrificata that reads, "posts you make when youre short" /end ID]

It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude

it’s really not

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?