i'll never forget this girl in undergrad who once told me that she never reads parentheticals because "if they were important the writer wouldn't have put them in parentheses." chilling.
double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image
bothered. unmoisterised. unhappy. out of my lane. unfocused. withering
i’m so obsessed with my mutuals i need you all to know that you are like celebrities to me and i want to hear everything you have to say
do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
nobody is coming to save you. get up
queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
being a gifmaker is fighting for your life in photoshop to get -0.3 notes on the set you've been thinking about all day
modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared
how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
horrible news guys…. i want to be in love
they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you