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1 Lisa - August 2003

1 Lisa - August 2003

A friend of mine asked me to post this on his behalf - I know much of it is true as I know the people involved - if he gets any favourable reactions he'll pass me some more to post - there's another 19 chapters I think

Back in those days, long before Facebook & Twitter had been invented everybody used Yahoo or MSN messenger and many entered the dark and mysterious world of the chat-rooms.

Personally I was an avid user of Yahoo and frequented 2 or 3 chat-rooms for an hour or two most evenings and, to be honest, spent the majority of the time chatting up the lasses. After you’d spoke to somebody for a while you’d ask them to go to PM - sometimes the conversation would flow and you’d get on really well, other times it would be slow and disjointed and after a while you’d give up.

Anyway one lass I met we got on like the proverbial house on fire, she was from Preston in Lancashire – about two hours from my location on the other side of the Pennines. After chatting for a few days we exchanged photos and phone numbers and fired up the old webcams (fully clothed I should add). I thought she was lovely – about 5’7”, brunette, cracking figure with impressive D cup tits. Unfortunately the feelings weren’t reciprocated – she liked me as a friend but didn’t fancy me as a lover – despite the fact that almost every conversation was loaded with sexual innuendo and we both shared details of our latest exploits with the opposite sex.

I was about 29 at the time and Lisa was 26 with two daughters – one of 5 and the other 12. When she told me the k**s ages I must have sounded puzzled and she explained that her previous partner, who was a few years older, came complete with the eldest c***d since her mother had died of cancer a couple of years earlier. They had another c***d together and when they split up Sophie, the eldest, wanted to stay with Lisa rather than live with her father.

I still wanted to meet Lisa in real life – not with any romantic thoughts in mind but really just for a day out. I finally wore her down and arranged to meet at her house a couple of Saturdays later. The k**s were at their fathers that weekend so she wouldn’t need to worry about babysitters.

The allotted Saturday arrived and I zipped over the Pennines, it didn’t take as long as I anticipated and hence I was an hour early – unsurprisingly she wasn’t ready and answered the door with dishevelled hair, leggings and an old checked shirt. She gave me a hug and told me to make myself comfy in the lounge whilst she got dressed. Didn’t take her long to change – reappearing 10 minutes later wearing a figure hugging pair of jeans and one of them peasant blouses that were all the rage back then. Busied herself in the kitchen making coffee and then invited me to come sit outside on the patio since it was such a nice day. The sexual innuendo continued unabated – her innocent enquiry of “What do you fancy doing today?” got the obvious reply from me “Well I fancy doing you but maybe we should go out somewhere first”

It didn’t appear there was much in the way of sights to see in Preston so I suggested we nip to Blackpool instead – it’s only 15 miles away – and much more likely to keep us entertained. She suggested we go by train as the parking would be horrendous so just over an hour later we were strolling along Blackpool sea-front arm in arm, looking like an old married couple – even though we’d only met a couple of hours or so earlier. Called into one of the sea front pubs for a bite to eat and a couple of drinks before climbing the tower. Lisa was about to drag me into another boozer before I stopped her “I can’t drink anymore – I’m driving home remember”, “You can stop at mine if you like” she replied “………. and you’re on the settee before you start getting any ideas” she continued with a smile. Never one to turn down an offer I agreed so we had a couple more drinks. “So” she said an hour or two later “Do we eat here, get a takeaway when we get back to mine or you want me to cook something?” “I’m easy” I replied “Yeah so you keep saying but what do you want to eat?” she said laughing.

In the end we decided on a takeaway and once we got back ordered a Chinese that was soon demolished – as was the bottle of wine and lager that she produced from the fridge. It was the usual dismal Saturday night fare on the tele and then I remembered I’d got a copied video of the classic film Quadrophenia that a mate had lent me in the glove box of the car – Lisa had never seen the film, so was keen to watch it. Whilst I went out to the car she nipped upstairs to change back into her scruffs (as she called them) as the tight jeans weren’t the comfiest for lounging around on the settee. Settled down on the settee – me at the back and Lisa laid in front with my arms around her – not with any ulterior motive in mind but just ‘cos it was the comfiest place to put ‘em.

We watched the film and just as Jimmy’s scooter was nose-diving over the cliff at its conclusion the video suddenly cut to a hard-core porn film – some foreign number badly dubbed into English – and I realised my mate must have copied over one of his collection. I was about to hit the eject button when Lisa stopped me and said to leave it playing. We’d been watching it (and laughing at some of the dialogue) for maybe fifteen minutes when I absent mindedly (or sub consciously) put my hand on Lisa’s left boob and started running my finger around her nipple. Lisa grabbed my hand and shoved it inside her shirt “If you gonna feel me up at least do it properly” she said before turning around and planting her lips on mine.

As we were exploring each other’s mouths with our tongues I’d unbuttoned Lisa’s shirt and exposed one boob so I broke our embrace and clamped my mouth over her nipple, flicking it with my tongue, which brought a gasp from her. I slowly moved down her flat belly with my mouth leaving a trail of butterfly kisses in my wake. I grabbed the waistband of her leggings and knickers and whisked them off in one movement and dipped my head towards her crotch – the unmistakable aroma of an aroused woman filling my nostrils. I slipped one and then two fingers into her pussy, thrusting gently before licking tenderly around her already swollen clit. As I made contact with the bud itself a shudder went through Lisa and she moaned softly. I have something of a penchant for oral sex and really went to town now on Lisa – licking around her clit until she panted with arousal before slowing things down a little by licking up and down her swollen lips – all the time gently rubbing her G spot with two fingers.

After maybe twenty minutes I’d brought her to the edge and then backed off maybe four or five times until she was gasping for relief “Make me come you bastard” she growled, shoving my head back between her legs. I slipped a finger into her tight, puckered anus which sent another shudder through her body and then I tongue lashed her clit which was enough to tip her over the edge. Her whole body arched upward, went rigid and then she collapsed back onto the settee. I think she actually lost consciousness for a couple of seconds as she had a glazed look on her face as she came back down to earth. “Where the fuck did you learn to do that you sexy bastard?” she enquired “Told you I was full of surprises” I replied. Coming back to her senses now Lisa sat up and grabbed me by the hand “C’mon” she said “Show me what other surprises you’ve got” leading me up the stairs to her bedroom.

Now I’m not one of these storytellers who claims to have a huge 8 or 9” cock – ‘cos I haven’t. It’s just your average six inches or so when hard but has, so previous girlfriends have told me, a very impressive girth - one girl saying it was like getting fucked by her hairspray can which I think was a compliment, although it did beg the question ‘How did she know?’

Lisa led me into the bedroom and pushed me roughly backwards onto the bed “Let’s see what you’re hiding in here” she said kneeling between my legs as she undid my belt and pulled off my jeans and boxers. My cock sprung to attention, she licked the pre-cum from the tip and then with one deep breath swallowed my entire length. She massaged my cock with her tongue as she bobbed up & down on it and her attentions were threatening to bring a premature end to things, so I eased her off and she jumped onto the bed with me. We laid in each other’s arms kissing and caressing “Where’d you learn to do that?” I asked, referring to her deep-throating skills. “I dunno” she replied, “I’ve always been able to do it – but I’m struggling to breathe with that fat fucker down my throat” “Now are you gonna fuck me or what?” she demanded as she lay back on the bed with her legs apart and knees raised.
I didn’t need asking twice as I got between her legs and eased my cock into her very wet, and surprisingly tight, pussy. “Ahhhh” she exclaimed as I sunk to full depth “That feels so good” After a few strokes I picked her legs up and put them over my shoulders, the new tighter and deeper sensation sent Lisa wild beneath me “You’re gonna make me cum again you bastard” she screamed and moments later she indeed did. “Lie back” she said pushing me off her “I wanna ride you now”. I did as she asked; she squatted over my erection and eased my cock into her pussy, slowly sinking down the shaft until it disappeared from view.

Lisa started sliding slowly up and down my shaft, squeezing and releasing me with her internal muscles at the same time, it was wonderfully stimulating and I knew if she kept it up I wouldn’t be able to last much longer. I pulled her forward to suck and nibble at her nipples that I’d pretty much neglected since we’d been upstairs. I whispered in her ear that I couldn’t hold out much longer and was gonna cum soon. She jumped off my cock and got on all fours “Do me from behind first” she begged, “and when you’re ready to cum shoot it all down my throat”.

I didn’t need any encouragement and slipped my cock into her pussy before starting long, slow strokes which soon had Lisa moaning gently again. I started to pick up the pace and pushed a finger gently into her arsehole – the way she pushed back onto it I guessed she liked it. “Fuck me harder”, she demanded as I powered into her but I couldn’t hold back any longer, pulled out and laid on my back. Lisa grabbed my cock with one hand, my balls with another and enveloped the head with her warm and willing lips. It took only seconds of her expert touch before I could feel my orgasm approaching and I unloaded what felt like gallons of hot cum into her mouth. I saw her swallow and swallow again as she continued to squeeze every drop out of my slowly softening cock. “Mmmm”, she said “Quite a mouthful”

“Put your pants on lover boy” she said, “No smoking in the bedroom, so we gotta go back downstairs” Sat at the kitchen table five minutes later enjoying a smoke and a coffee I asked Lisa if I was still on the settee tonight “Only if you wanna be” she replied feigning disappointment. “So why the change of heart from a friend to a lover?” I asked “I was horny and when that porn film started I thought I was gonna explode – I thought you were never gonna make a move and I was gonna have to take Bob to bed with me tonight” “Who the fuck’s Bob?” I asked “Not who what” she replied with a smile producing a rather large vibrator from the top of the kitchen cupboard “Meet Bob – my battery operated boyfriend”

“So was I an improvement compared to Bob?” I asked, “Yes, of course” she said “I almost passed out the first time I came when you went down on me – I’ve never come that hard before – and I love your fat cock – plus you’re a pretty nice guy too” she added, almost as an afterthought. “So we going back to bed?” she asked “Can’t wait” I replied with a wink.

Once back in bed we laid kissing and cuddling for a while until Lisa’s hand began working its way down to my crotch – it didn’t take her long to coax my cock back to life, An explorative hand of my own soon found her clit and a stroke or two of that had her squirming again. “Spoons?” she whispered into my ear and turned away from me. I slid my cock slowly into her already moist pussy and we made love slowly and gently for maybe fifteen minutes until I came deep inside her. “Mmmm that’s lovely” she murmured even though I don’t think she actually came herself. We fell asleep still entwined.

Following morning I had that strange confused ‘where am I’ moment as I awoke, not helped by a curious sensation under the bedclothes. The latter confusion was soon resolved though as I threw back the quilt – a naked Lisa sucking on my balls and slowly jerking my cock. “Hello, sleepyhead” she said “Don’t move – it’s my turn” She then proceeded to give me, without doubt, the greatest oral sex of my life bringing me to the edge more than once. “Where you wanna finish babe?” she asked “How about a tit wank” I replied “Mmmm” she said “I love that” She lay back as I straddled her chest and she pushed her tits together. I was so close a dozen or so strokes was all it took as I blasted her neck and chin with thick ribbons of cum.

“I’m all sticky now – fancy a shower?” she said. “Sure” I replied. It was a bit of a squeeze in her cubicle as we soaped each other down and I fingered her to a quick orgasm. “C’mon” she said “Get dressed I’m making breakfast” By the time I’d found my clothes and made myself presentable the unmistakable odour of frying bacon was wafting upstairs. After devouring some very good bacon butties Lisa asked when I was thinking of heading home “Oh I see, use me, abuse me and cast me aside” I said jokingly “Or are the k**s due home shortly?” “Don’t be daft” she replied “Their dad’s just texted to ask if he can have ‘em another night ‘cos it’s a bank holiday tomorrow – so if you’re in no rush to go anywhere I’m certainly not” “Well I’ve got no plans so I’m at your service ma’am” I said with a smile.

“So what happens around here on a Sunday then” I asked Lisa – “Erm, not a lot to be honest” she replied “Sometimes go to the farmers market at Bamber Bridge when it’s on – fancy a spin down there to check it out?” “Sounds good to me – you driving or am I?” I asked “It’s OK I’ll drive” she replied. She ran upstairs to get dressed and emerged wearing a very flattering short summer dress. Ten minutes later we were heading down the motorway in Lisa’s Golf, found the market OK and had a stroll around the stalls for a couple of hours. “Pub lunch or picnic?” Lisa enquired as we dumped our purchases in the back of her car. “You sure we got enough for a picnic” I laughed looking at the pile of cheese and home-made pastries and cakes we’d just bought.

In the end we spotted a quaint roadside pub and had a cracking Sunday lunch sat in their lovely little beer garden and Lisa then drove us to a local beauty spot she knew of. “Fancy a stroll through the woods to work off our lunch” she asked “Sure” I replied. “Grab the travel rug off the back seat then” she said. We walked hand in hand along a little woodland path which got narrower and more overgrown the further we walked “You know where we’re going?” I asked “Yeah, don’t worry I used to come here all the time as a k**” she replied. Sure enough the path suddenly opened up into a secluded glade. I laid the travel rug in the sunniest corner and we sat having a quiet smoke listening to the woodland all around us.

We laid in the warm sunshine and started kissing; it wasn’t long before Lisa had my belt unbuckled and a hand on my rapidly growing cock. I reciprocated by sliding my hand up her dress and found to my surprise she was knickerless. “I took ‘em off in the pub “she said with a smile in response to my question. We continued to fondle each other as our passion grew and then Lisa pushed me onto my back and mounted my erect cock in one easy movement “Aaaahhhh” she cried as she sunk down on it “that feels so good”. I laid back and watched her moving up and down, suddenly she stopped and whipped the dress off over her head “Wow” was all I could say as this beautiful naked young woman continued to ride my cock. I slipped my hand between us and gently caressed the area around her engorged clit. I felt her orgasm at the same time as she experienced it as her pussy clamped hard around my cock.

“Sixty-nine to finish” I suggested “Mmmm, yes please” she said lifting herself off my cock and lowering her pussy towards my waiting mouth. The first touch of my tongue on her hugely sensitive clit prompted a long, low groan from her “Don’t”, she said – without any conviction “I can’t take any more”. She was doing all kinds of wonders to my cock and balls with her mouth, so I knew this wasn’t going to be a marathon session. I slipped my thumb into her pussy and positioned a finger against her arsehole – she bucked back against it immediately as it buried to the knuckle. Sliding my finger and thumb back and forth I could feel my own orgasm approaching so I returned my attentions to her clit, just a few licks were enough to send her over the edge once more. She was still shaking as seconds later I unloaded into her mouth. She collapsed on top of me, my softening cock still in her mouth, removing my fingers from her arse and pussy I slapped her across the bum to get her moving and she shuffled round until we were laid in each other’s arms once more.

After the traditional post coital cigarette we got dressed “Thank you” said Lisa, kissing me on the cheek “For what?” I asked “For fulfilling a fantasy of mine – I’ve always dreamt of making love naked in the woods and it’s finally happened” she replied smiling. “And was it as good as you thought?” I said “Every bit” she replied. We strolled back to Lisa’s car and drove back to her house. Sat in the back garden enjoying the afternoon sun with a bottle of wine that we’d purchased earlier and made pigs of ourselves nibbling at the delicacies we’d bought at the market. We had a bit of a heart to heart whilst we were relaxing regarding the future – Lisa was stuck in Preston due to work and the fact that she couldn’t separate the k**s from their dad and I didn’t want to leave my home town due to work and various other commitments. Long distance relationships are problematical – I doubted I could make it across more than once a fortnight and Lisa deserved more than that.

For a change I dragged Lisa to the bedroom that evening – “Come on” I said “I wanna give you something to remember me by – and fetch Bob with you too”. “Just Bob” enquired Lisa “not the rest of his family too?” “How many is there?” I asked “Oh about half-a-dozen” she replied with a smile. Sure enough apart from the big vibrator she had a couple of rabbits, a couple of little pocket vibrators, a dangerously large dildo and what looked suspiciously like a butt plug – plus a strap-on that I don’t think I was supposed to see.
Lie back and make yourself comfortable I commanded. Now I knew she’d be expecting me to go down on her and then fuck her but I like mixing things up a little. A quick lick of her pussy ascertained that she was wet and I was already erect without her even touching me, so I slid my cock straight into her waiting pussy. “Mmmm” she moaned “I wasn’t expecting that – but don’t stop it feels wonderful” A few strokes later I flipped her over onto all fours and after lubricating the vibe in her pussy I slid it slowly into her arse. Thrust my cock back into her pussy and continued making love to her with long, slow alternate strokes of my cock and the vibe. I could tell by the mixture of pleasure and pain on her face that the vibe was about as much as she could take anally, so I slid it out and replaced it with the slightly narrower and shorter butt plug – there was no pain involved now just continuous moaning coming from Lisa’s mouth as her orgasm approached. I reached around between us and rubbed around her clit – that was enough to send her over the edge and she collapsed onto the bed.

I wasn’t finished with her yet though – turning her over onto her back once again I left the butt plug in place and started licking gently around her swollen pussy lips – as I moved towards her clit with my tongue she grabbed the back of my head “Please don’t I can’t take it” she whimpered. I knew she wasn’t serious –especially when she shoved my head back towards her crotch when I went to raise it. Now that I recognised Lisa’s sexual response I could really pleasure her without pushing her over the edge and I must have spent a good thirty minutes bringing her to the brink and then easing off again. The sheets were soaked with her juices and she was breathing hard and moaning “Oh God, Oh God” constantly. I slowly moved from a prone position to a kneel and just as I’d brought Lisa to a peak I plunged my cock deep into her pussy. Her orgasm ripped through her like an express train, the scream when she came could probably be heard three streets away. She did actually pass-out with pure pleasure. I pulled out and laid beside her as she slowly came back down to earth. I was still hugely erect but didn’t want to come just yet so I suggested we go downstairs for a smoke.

Sat at the kitchen table Lisa asked “You wanted to fuck me up the arse didn’t you?” “Yes”, I admitted, “But you were struggling to take that vibrator and my cock is a good deal thicker” ”I know” she said mournfully “But if you wanna give it a go I’m up for it – it’s another fantasy of mine – and I’ve got some lube somewhere” “My ex wouldn’t do it” she continued “and I know I’ve had a few others since then but I don’t give my arse to just anybody you know.

Back in the bedroom Lisa vanished to find her lube, returning less than a minute later with a squeezy tube of something exotic. Grabbing my cock she took it in her mouth to get me hard again (which didn’t take long) and then smeared it liberally with the lube. Turning round she wiggled her arse at me “Shove some lube into my arsehole with your fingers babe” she requested. Two fingers in her arse soon had her squirming again. “Are you sure you wanna try this” I asked “Yesssss” she said in a voice full of lust. Pushed the head of my cock against her arsehole and very slowly and gently eased my way into her arse, until I was finally buried to the hilt. It was tight, very tight “OK so far Lis?” I asked “Mmmmm yes” she replied “I feel so full I love it” She grabbed her biggest vibrator and directed it around her clit – I could feel the vibration deep in her arse. I slowly withdrew about half my cock before thrusting deep once more and then started moving in and out slowly. Lisa was moaning quietly beneath me, “OK?” I enquired “Oh yes…… please don’t stop” “Fuck me harder” she implored me. Not one to deny such a request I picked up the pace. I could feel my own orgasm approaching but Lisa seemed ahead of me “I’m gonna cum in your arse” I warned her “Oh yes, babe” “Fill me full of your spunk” she moaned “I’m gonna cum too” Seconds later she collapsed beneath me shuddering with a huge orgasm, which seemed to intensify as I unloaded deep in her arse. I pulled out, laid beside her and we fell asleep in each other’s arms.

Following morning I awoke first, Lisa was laid on her back looking gorgeous and I couldn’t resist taking one of her nipples in my mouth and running my fingers through the sparse hair around her pussy. She moaned quietly but I wasn’t sure if she was fully awake so shuffling around a little I trailed my cock over her mouth – the little tongue that popped out to lick around the head seemed to suggest she was and that was confirmed when she started giggling. “Right” she said “Are you gonna fuck me before breakfast or after?” “How about both” I asked with a wink “We won’t have time babe – the k**s are due back about ten” she replied. “C’mon then no time like the present” I said She grabbed a hold of my cock and stuffed it hungrily into her mouth and I reciprocated by toying with her pussy and running my fingers around her clit. “Give it to me, babe” she said lying back with her legs parted. I slid easily into her tight, wet pussy and started making long slow strokes getting gradually faster as our passion intensified. I could tell Lisa was heading for orgasm as a red flush spread across her chest and her nipples enlarged and became almost too sensitive to touch. She came noisily moments later but I carried on fucking her harder and faster “Oh God “she moaned “I’m gonna cum again” “Don’t stop, please don’t stop” - I did as she asked and sure enough another noisy orgasm occurred. I slowed my thrusting a little – just to get my breath back “Fancy going for number three” I smiled down at Lisa “Mmmmm” was all she could say in reply “Do me from behind babe” she begged. I didn’t need asking twice slipping easily back into her pussy. Starting slowly I built up speed trying to time my orgasm with Lisa’s. It wasn’t long before Lisa was panting and moaning and I knew she was getting close, I wasn’t far off myself and as she came and her cunt muscles contracted that pushed me over the edge and I came deep in her pussy. We both collapsed in a sweaty heap on the bed.

After a quick shower we’d just finished breakfast when the front door opened “Hi” came a voice from the hallway “It’s only me” “Come through Liz, we’re in the kitchen” Lisa called back. Liz appeared at the kitchen door looking a bit surprised to see me still there. I’d spoke to Liz a few times online – she lived over the road from Lisa, was a couple of years older, also had a couple of k**s and a very on and off relationship with the k**s father. Her and Lisa were best mates and, as Liz once put it online, ‘pulling partners’ on a night out. She was a good deal more attractive than she appeared on her online profile picture - a couple of inches taller than Lisa with equally large tits but a bigger arse and hips, long brown hair, and eyes that just screamed “Fuck Me” ”I wondered who’s the car was” she said “I thought you were only coming for the day” she said to me. Before I could answer Lisa interrupted “He seduced me and then wouldn’t leave” she said laughing “Anyway don’t be so bloody nosey Liz – I’ll tell you all about it later” “Right” I said “I’ll take that as my cue to head home” “Hey don’t leave on my account” said Liz “Don’t flatter yourself I’m not” I replied with a smile “but the k**s are due back anytime now” Lisa walked me to the door and we had a long, lingering kiss “I’ll call you when I get home” I said opening the car door “You’d better” she replied as she waved me off.

Phoned when I got home and then practically every day for the next few weeks but we couldn’t find a weekend when we were both free for various reasons. We did indulge in some rather steamy phone sex sessions and one or two naked webcam encounters until a couple of months later Lisa phoned me in a rather serious voice “Listen” she said “I’m getting on really well with Pete (the k**s dad) at the moment and we’ve decided to give it another go – so we’d better cool things for a bit” I was genuinely pleased for her – she deserved some happiness – and I’d always have memories of our weekend together.

We still emailed each other from time to time – I’d started seeing an old girlfriend who’d left the area about 10 years earlier but was now back in town after a failed marriage. The years rolled past and social media came along – Lisa was the first friend I added when Facebook started. She’d split from the k**s dad again and then seemingly lurched from one disastrous relationship to another – which, to be honest, rather mirrored what had happened to me in the intervening years too. Sophie had gone to university and Emma (the youngest) spent more time at her dads then at Lisa’s.

Published by SidTheSexist
7 years ago
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SwingerUK
I had a very similar experience a few years back!
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mavuk1
Enjoyable read. I had a few relationships like that. ( in between wives ?) 
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mikey1ra
great 
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ZogTheMagnificent
Good tale - I'd like to see more
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