A Glossary of XHamster terms

Sexual confusion words or a Glossary of words used by Hamsterites that could cause misunderstanding if taken out of context. Both meanings are here explained for the newcomer’s benefit.

ASS - A mammal of the genus equus, smaller than an horse: Used by American Hamsterites to refer to the arse, derrière or backside of the genus homo sapiens.

BDSM. If you were in unit M of the Bomb Disposal Squad, this is ‘not’ a reference to your wartime heroism!!

BONER – A low grade a****l only fit for sausages, a painful embarrassing mistake or a person who fits bones to corsets etc. Used by Hamsterites to refer to their sexually aroused erect copulatory organ

BRISTOL – A city on the river Avon and products from there (Bristol Blue glass etc) – Used by Hamsterites in the plural to refer to the mammalian female breasts.

CAMELTOE – Not literally a camel toe but the outline shape of the female mons and genitals that resembles a camel toe in shape and form.

CLIT – ‘The soil in my back garden is all CLIT’ = Heavy, sticky, doughy, caked. Hamsterites obviously use this word in a different sense!! The spunk around her CLIT was all CLIT.

COCK BEAD – In woodwork this is a recurrent pattern of beads raised above the surrounding surface. To a Hamsterite this is inserting beads under the skin along the length of the shaft of the penis to aid in further sexual stimulation of himself and his partner.

CUM – From the Latin for ‘with’ meaning including. However, Hamsterites use this as an abbreviation for sexually ejaculated fluids as in semen etc.

CUNTLINE – The space between the outside strands in rope, or the bilge space between two casks stored side by side. Hamsterites obviously missuse this word in such expressions as ‘Look at the cuntline on that camel toe’.

DOGGING – The past participle of the verb ‘to dog’, meaning to follow, track or hunt like a hound. Used by Hamsterites to mean an outdoor sexual activity with strangers usually meeting in prearranged locations.

FINGERING – A plied worsted yarn, or controlling the action of the foil by the fingers as in fencing. Used by Hamsterites for an occasion when the fingers are used to sexually stimulate the female genitals, preferably internally.

FIGGING – Any granular appearance as in soft soap that resembles the pattern of seeds in a fig. Used by Hamsterites to refer to the practice of inserting spicy hot things like Ginger into the body cavities to produce a sexual heat (or in extremis used as a sexual punishment).

GAY – Well, obviously NOT meaning happy!!!

HORNY – Made of horn or hard and calloused like horn; Used by Hamsterites to mean that it is sexually exciting them to the point of making their copulatory organ stand proud like a horn.

LANDING STRIP – If you are reading up to take your pilot’s licence you are on the wrong site! This is the rectangular strip of pubes left behind above the mons when all other pubic hair has been shaved from the female genitals.

NEAT – Neat means Cattle as well as tidy. So when a Hamsterite writes ‘That is a sexy neat pussy’ make sure he/she means tidy and not that you have a cunt like a cow.

PENISTONE – A coarse woollen cloth from a town of that name in Yorkshire, and has nothing to do with the colour or muscularity of a man’s copulatory organ.

PUSSY – Depending on pronunciation can be either ‘Full of pus’ or ‘The female young of the cat or hare family’. Used by Hamsterites to refer to the female genitals.

QUIFF- A puff of smoke, or a prominent forelock of hair: Mistakenly used by Hamsterites for a vaginal release of air in a manner reminiscent of a fart.

ROSEBUD – Used by gardeners to mean the flower of the rose before it opens. Used by Hamsterites to mean the floret looking puckered arse-hole.

SANDWICH – A snack food consisting of two slices of thinly buttered bread with a filling placed between them. The Hamsterite version is two thinly buttered men facing each other with a female filling placed between them! – use your imagination for this sexual threesome.

SLUT – A grease soaked rag used as a lamp, or the female dog (Bitch). The later leading to the Hamsterite use of the word to mean a lewd or dissolute girl of loose morals.

SOUNDING – To measure by sounding (Echoes etc) or to probe and test as in a sample opinion or to be sonorous. Used by Hamsterites to mean the probing of the urethra with various instruments!!

SPUNK – ‘She exhorted the boy to put some spunk in to it as he ran for the ball’ = spirit, courage etc or to show spirit in a courageous manner. And not to be confused with the Hamsterite version ‘She exhorted the boy to put some spunk in her as he reached the vinegar strokes’ = Male ejaculatory fluid.

SQUIRT – An insignificant newboy or water release under pressure: Used by Hamsterites to refer to the liquid released by a female as part of her orgasmic experience

TIT – If you are an ornithologist, then you are on the wrong site!!