Friendship - The Quality Equilibrium
We don't want friends for actual social connections because we'll never meet each other. However, what we do appreciate is equilibrium. We have had the privilege of connecting with amazing individuals on this site whether they are ‘everyday’ folk, amateur enthusiasts or pro content creators. The primary reason we have connected is that we have equivalent content that all parties can enjoy in a reciprocal manner. This is the essence of equilibrium.
We've been members of this site for a few years now and in this time we have taken the effort to build our profile into something that visitors can appreciate. Equilibrium means those who are interested in our profile and want to be associated with us should have a similar profile. Friend-requesters with content which satisfies our expectations will be added as friends. Those who don't fit the bill or don't bring anything to the table will be ignored and rejected. It's as simple as that.
Unfortunately, visitor traffic is a mixed bag and rife with imbalance. We steer clear of transient visitors, time-wasters, and boring profiles because they're undeserving, unreliable, and unsatisfying. We've also had the misfortune of encountering a rogue's gallery of fakes, whackos, and trolls who have harassed us and hindered our experience on this site. We're here for porn, we're not here for drama...
This is why the vast majority of our content is locked and only viewable for friends. Friends are trustworthy and can reciprocate with an uploaded collection of enjoyable videos which we can enjoy in return.
The list below shows just a few examples of friend-requesters who are better off browsing this site instead of being our friends.
Empty profile
We don't see the benefit of befriending people who won't offer anything in return. There are plenty of other profiles on this site which prefer collecting friends to sharing porn: we're not one of them...
No uploaded videos
We prefer profiles who add to the site over profiles who only have favorited content added by others. Zero uploads from you = zero interest from us
Only saved favorite videos or image galleries
If you only have saved favorite videos or image galleries to offer, you are more than welcome to access the majority of our unlocked saved favorite videos and image galleries, without the need to become friends
Only a handful of uploaded videos
Profiles with only a few uploaded videos that are still active but have stagnated with contributions do not interest us unless their existing content is exceptional. We have a large collection of uploaded videos and we expect likewise from our potential friends
Video quality
Your uploaded videos must be enjoyable. Videos which are blurry, pixelated, glitchy, poorly lit, brief in duration etc. are not worth clicking the play button
Closed/locked profile or password-protected videos
It'll be a damned shame if we can't see all your amazing uploaded videos because they're password-protected. We will only consider open profiles and profiles with locked videos who have given us unrestricted access beforehand
Penis avatar, gay/bisexual male content
We're not interested in cock avatars, dick selfies or anything of that nature. Also, man-on-man action is not our thing (nothing wrong if it's yours) so don't be offended if you get radio silence from us if your profile contains the aforementioned content
Abusive commenters and annoying requesters
Our method of evaluating and adding friends is disagreeable for some and that's fine. However, a minority of very angry trolls have taken it upon themselves to be abusive. So let us be clear: WE WILL BLOCK ANYBODY WHO IS FULL OF HATE TOWARDS US
If you've made it this far, kudos to you! You can still watch our saved favorite videos which are unrestricted and free for everybody to enjoy here: http://xhamster.com/user/video/gulzarhamster/favorite-1.html and you can browse our favorite pics here: http://xhamster.com/user/photo/gulzarhamster/favorite-1.html
Again, thank you for visiting our profile and taking the time to read this blog!
Mr & Mrs. Gulzarhamster - Updated 2021
We've been members of this site for a few years now and in this time we have taken the effort to build our profile into something that visitors can appreciate. Equilibrium means those who are interested in our profile and want to be associated with us should have a similar profile. Friend-requesters with content which satisfies our expectations will be added as friends. Those who don't fit the bill or don't bring anything to the table will be ignored and rejected. It's as simple as that.
Unfortunately, visitor traffic is a mixed bag and rife with imbalance. We steer clear of transient visitors, time-wasters, and boring profiles because they're undeserving, unreliable, and unsatisfying. We've also had the misfortune of encountering a rogue's gallery of fakes, whackos, and trolls who have harassed us and hindered our experience on this site. We're here for porn, we're not here for drama...
This is why the vast majority of our content is locked and only viewable for friends. Friends are trustworthy and can reciprocate with an uploaded collection of enjoyable videos which we can enjoy in return.
The list below shows just a few examples of friend-requesters who are better off browsing this site instead of being our friends.
Empty profile
We don't see the benefit of befriending people who won't offer anything in return. There are plenty of other profiles on this site which prefer collecting friends to sharing porn: we're not one of them...
No uploaded videos
We prefer profiles who add to the site over profiles who only have favorited content added by others. Zero uploads from you = zero interest from us
Only saved favorite videos or image galleries
If you only have saved favorite videos or image galleries to offer, you are more than welcome to access the majority of our unlocked saved favorite videos and image galleries, without the need to become friends
Only a handful of uploaded videos
Profiles with only a few uploaded videos that are still active but have stagnated with contributions do not interest us unless their existing content is exceptional. We have a large collection of uploaded videos and we expect likewise from our potential friends
Video quality
Your uploaded videos must be enjoyable. Videos which are blurry, pixelated, glitchy, poorly lit, brief in duration etc. are not worth clicking the play button
Closed/locked profile or password-protected videos
It'll be a damned shame if we can't see all your amazing uploaded videos because they're password-protected. We will only consider open profiles and profiles with locked videos who have given us unrestricted access beforehand
Penis avatar, gay/bisexual male content
We're not interested in cock avatars, dick selfies or anything of that nature. Also, man-on-man action is not our thing (nothing wrong if it's yours) so don't be offended if you get radio silence from us if your profile contains the aforementioned content
Abusive commenters and annoying requesters
Our method of evaluating and adding friends is disagreeable for some and that's fine. However, a minority of very angry trolls have taken it upon themselves to be abusive. So let us be clear: WE WILL BLOCK ANYBODY WHO IS FULL OF HATE TOWARDS US
If you've made it this far, kudos to you! You can still watch our saved favorite videos which are unrestricted and free for everybody to enjoy here: http://xhamster.com/user/video/gulzarhamster/favorite-1.html and you can browse our favorite pics here: http://xhamster.com/user/photo/gulzarhamster/favorite-1.html
Again, thank you for visiting our profile and taking the time to read this blog!
Mr & Mrs. Gulzarhamster - Updated 2021
9 years ago