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FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW

FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW



FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only a****lsls that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT PIG??

Published by googlethis
9 years ago
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putter01
Loved it…now come on back!
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sweetjenny97
That was funny !!
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I'm with you    pig it is!   mmm
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Toetapper
Thanks for the laughs!
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Interesting Fact: When I am horny, I can shoot my load 6 feet or more!
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nice
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to xjanis : Yes, sort of a corkscrew! No idea why!
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southcoastson
After some thought , it's no to the preying mantis and a definite yes to the pig, I'd better start taking some vitamins ?
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gluecksphallus
to xjanis : I think so that the female pig can have a 30 minute orgasm
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SappicDreams
oink, oink!
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I will come back as a pig also then we can oink oink together 
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xjanis
to gluecksphallus : Don't pig have odd dick ? I wonder why ? 
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gluecksphallus
being a pig is nice
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austinjames2813
I don't think it was 30 mins, but if redbull was around, maybe she wouldn't have passed out at about 20 mins. I haven't found anyone willing to try since, you would have to be tied, four corners for some reason that is the deal breaker. It's just I've never had a lot of hair to begin with. It's around the 5 min mark when the orgasm hasn't even peaked and you'll want it, or at least me to stop providing the stimulus. Around 7-8 mins the hair pulling would begin and around 10 is the time the legs go up and around into a scissor hold. Really I think a lot of women think once you are tied to the bed or naked in a forest, better yet the bdsm club. That another woman is going to jump out, not that you would know with that blindfold. Seriously though I have had sex 50 times in a day. (Stop laughing) Mind you it was more like women having sex with me, or fucking me, or however you want to put it, if you know anything about 'bitch parties'. Which actually makes 50 a low number. But for you, just imagine; a lion and pig combined. Actually it would have to be lioness and a sow. An Orgasm, that never ends. Wonder if you have even tried anything close to this, using an 'egg'. And now they have the 'lovenese' toys, where you connect through the computer in some instances. Like on xhamster live. 6years and 9 months, wonder how times 6.9 seconds goes into that, because it's a little over 514 in an hour. I don't even think about sex that often, Maybe if I did fart some much, people wouldn't wear masks around me. Lmao. FYI apparently the combining of two different species is possible, but they don't see an purpose. However the same term is used in humans when one twin absorbs the other twin before birth, more accurately, after conception. Chimera' or those with chimerism exist. And one thing that you should know. Chimera' tend to be ambidextrous.   Who did the math for the fleas, because those are really, and I mean really really short people or it more like 5 football fields.   And BTW yes I am a chimera'  if it wasn't for absorbing a twin sister, I probably would have put that heart squirting 30 feet, when I was stab (7times) a few months ago.  But I have 2mitral valves. One was nicked but the extra one saved my life.   Hummm so if they cross a starfish and catfish. I guess they wouldn't really think about what they are tasting.
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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
""The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)""

OUCH, lets keep the blood on the inside please, this aint some Q.T. movie like 'Pulp Fiction'
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This is all stuff for the, " For what it's worth column" Thanks
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I've always wondered why i didn't like Hog's head cheese, guess i always wanted to be a pig !!
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Rastafoo
wait a minute this isn't porn! XD
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Are you telling me that rhinos and hippos can jump?
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Lil-One
VERY INTERESTING
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Lennon29
to LeahX : Bummer indeed! It must be amazing to have your pussy clasp in orgasm and relax and clasp again over and over again for half an hour while a pulsating cock is deep inside you, also cumming for half an hour with you! Can you imagine that? 
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LeahX
to Lennon29 : Bummer huh?
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Lennon29
You wrote: "A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)"

That only goes for male pigs!
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Interesting.
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Cool! All urine glows under black light btw
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funny, thanks!
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I almost couldn't get past the cockroach one. 
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googlethis
to Lucyrose12345 : Holy shit
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chuck14od
Taxpayers most likely paid for that study on cat urine
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bb49
Black lights are actually "Ultra Violet", but called black light because they won't show that color!!!
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