The Night Before Xhamster Xmas

Twas the night before Xmas and throughout the 'net,
the hamsters were watching all the porn they could get.
From vintage and girl/girl to bondage and group.
just so long as none featured c***dren or poop.

Such a triple-X treasure trove, open to all,
its scope and immensity held them in its thrall.
Their appetites sated, they retired to their beds,
whilst visions of hardcore smut danced in their heads.

Published by rodent1

10 years ago

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rodent1 Publisher 10 years ago

Cheers, my friend.

rodent1 Publisher 10 years ago

Making you smile, Nova, is the highlight of my new year so far.

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rodent1 Publisher 10 years ago

Cheers, Mark.

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Dark_Witch 10 years ago

awww very nice

Nice work

rodent1 Publisher 10 years ago

Hey, you were all stars, every one of you. I was honoured to showcase you all.

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rodent1 Publisher 10 years ago

Back at you, Tia. It was most disconcerting to be adrift.

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Aww you are so sweet. One of the 24 stars. That is so kind of you to say. I hope you have a Happy New Year.

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That made me smile, very inventive!

Welcome back and a belated Merry Christmas

rodent1 Publisher 10 years ago

I did, thanks, and part of that was the pleasure of having showcased such lovely ladies as yourself in my advent calendar. You are one of my 24 stars!

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I haven't been on for almost a week now, but this is very nice. Rodent 1 I hope you had a nice Christmas.

rat-asskisser-club 10 years ago

Great stuff, Pure genious.

trinityvixxxen 10 years ago

Fantastic!

sexy_siren 10 years ago

hEE hEE

Eureka-7 10 years ago

Awww! ^_^

Merry christmas

vertuila 10 years ago

That is one of the nicest, tenderest shout-outs to hamsterites I ever read. It makes kinda proud to be one of them:) Thank you rodent1, for this warm and funny post

KnightUnderCover 10 years ago

And gorgeous boobs, covered in cum, are the best treat of all....for some

rodent1 Publisher 10 years ago

Thank you, everyone. I'm so glad this brought a smile to your faces.

wildhoney 10 years ago

12:30am It's officially Xmas here, what better way to kick it off than smile.
Merry Xmas Steve xxx

rockme 10 years ago

lol ..all rubbing there

DanielPortenio 10 years ago

and some joyful ladies were rubbing her breasts...

anthony_weston 10 years ago

Oh, that's excellent, Steve! This goes along well with the Calendar and the general seasonal spirit. You know the other day I was remembering how we porn lovers used to go to the sex shops for videos and printed materials. People wouldn't really acknowledge each other, no eye contact. I never had that kind of shyness but I remember that atmosphere. Thank goodness those days are over and we can all XHamster in peace.

Anyway, great couple of verses. I like the second stanza especially. Talk to you soon. My best, Anthony

P.S. This message was brought to you by Anthony's sexy Christmas Avatar. She has on her Mistletoe, but Anthony calls her Kissletoe.