Family get together

Had to go with the family to church hate going anyway my sister said to me that i might be interested in the fella in the green shirt i asked why she said he was a poofter i said each to their own anyway the priest was going on about his bizo then at halftime some little boys come around with a tray and people were putting money in the tray they went past me i told them to fuck off but I noticed a $100.00 note so the little boys showed the priest the 100 bucks so the priest got on the microphone and thanked the person and asked for person to stand up and it was the poofter the priest said for being so generous he could pick three hymns the poofter rubbed his hands together and said you ripper i will have him,him and him …..ps reckon the priest played finger puppets with the little boys