Unexpected paddling
Sunday morning in Norfolk
As I've said the wife and I are away in Norfolk staying with J&D
D is a miserable old git. J is a lovely lady.
As I said in an earlier post the wife and I arrived late afternoon early evening Friday.
D dropped us off at the property then went back down the river to pick up J.
And as I'm in the middle of a pain and pleasure time. Ie I get all the pain and my wife gets all the pleasure.
Anyway whilst D was out the wife had asked how my bottom cheeks were as she'd caned me and rubbed deep heat cream into my sore bottom cheeks before we'd left.
A bit sore I'd told her. Shame we haven't got a cane here she'd said and I'd showed her the rowing boat shelf type thing with the two mini oars and she'd given me a paddling with one of them.
What I don't think I'd mentioned was that whilst she was paddling me with it it had split.
Well this morning old grumpy had gone out to do a few things and J the wife and I were talking and J just happened to ask if we new anything about the crack in the oar as she'd bought that rowing boat shelf thing for D when they first got the property down here.
She was looking directly at me when she had said this.
I jokingly said you wouldn't believe me if I told you!
Oh wouldn't I she said and whys that then? I said because it got broken whilst the wife was beating me with it.
And why was she beating you with it J asked.
Then turning to my wife she says is this true?
Every word of it replied my wife.
So if I was to look at his bottom it would be bruised then.
YEP replied my wife, would you like to see?
He'd better get his shorts and pants down then hadn't he.
WHAT DID J JUST ASK YOU TO DO Said my wife in a raised voice.
I think she wants to look at my bottom I replied. Again in a raised voice my wife said, THEN WHY ARE YOUR SHORTS AND PANTS NOT AROUND YOUR ANKLES? GET THEM DOWN NOW. WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SHORTS AND PANTS ROUND YOUR ANKLES NOW, UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO PULL THEM DOWN FOR YOU AND USE THE OTHER MINI OAR ON YOUR BOTTOM I FRONT OF J.
So there I was shorts and pants round my ankles with J inspecting my bottom cheeks.
Well that's a well punished bottom isn't it said J
But I think it needs to be punished some more!
Well don't look at me said my wife to me.
I'm very sorry about cracking the mini oar J I said please forgive me. Nope I think you should be punished for it, don't you said J to my wife.
Indeed he should replied my wife but what can we punish him with? I mean if we was at home I'd give him a good bare bottom caning.
Well you could use the other mini oar replied J.
Good idea replied my wife then added would you like to watch? Love to replied J.
Right get yourself in the bedroom and over the end of the bed.
And to my delight that's that's what happened after I'd been given 12 very hard wacks across my bare bottom cheeks my wife asked J if she'd like to paddle my arse aswell.
Love to replied J and she also gave me 12 what felt like even harder wacks. By now my bottom was stinging and as she gave me the final one she said and don't think this is over because when I visit you in a few weeks time I'm going to give you a bloody good thrashing with the cane.
But for now I'm going to rub some deep heat into your sore bottom cheeks.
EPILOGUE
turns out the wife does Indeed tell her bestie everything...........
Am currently sitting on a very sore and bruised bottom that is really stinging as the wife made sure of that!!.… by rubbing some deep heat into my bottom cheeks just before we turned in for the night........
As I've said the wife and I are away in Norfolk staying with J&D
D is a miserable old git. J is a lovely lady.
As I said in an earlier post the wife and I arrived late afternoon early evening Friday.
D dropped us off at the property then went back down the river to pick up J.
And as I'm in the middle of a pain and pleasure time. Ie I get all the pain and my wife gets all the pleasure.
Anyway whilst D was out the wife had asked how my bottom cheeks were as she'd caned me and rubbed deep heat cream into my sore bottom cheeks before we'd left.
A bit sore I'd told her. Shame we haven't got a cane here she'd said and I'd showed her the rowing boat shelf type thing with the two mini oars and she'd given me a paddling with one of them.
What I don't think I'd mentioned was that whilst she was paddling me with it it had split.
Well this morning old grumpy had gone out to do a few things and J the wife and I were talking and J just happened to ask if we new anything about the crack in the oar as she'd bought that rowing boat shelf thing for D when they first got the property down here.
She was looking directly at me when she had said this.
I jokingly said you wouldn't believe me if I told you!
Oh wouldn't I she said and whys that then? I said because it got broken whilst the wife was beating me with it.
And why was she beating you with it J asked.
Then turning to my wife she says is this true?
Every word of it replied my wife.
So if I was to look at his bottom it would be bruised then.
YEP replied my wife, would you like to see?
He'd better get his shorts and pants down then hadn't he.
WHAT DID J JUST ASK YOU TO DO Said my wife in a raised voice.
I think she wants to look at my bottom I replied. Again in a raised voice my wife said, THEN WHY ARE YOUR SHORTS AND PANTS NOT AROUND YOUR ANKLES? GET THEM DOWN NOW. WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SHORTS AND PANTS ROUND YOUR ANKLES NOW, UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO PULL THEM DOWN FOR YOU AND USE THE OTHER MINI OAR ON YOUR BOTTOM I FRONT OF J.
So there I was shorts and pants round my ankles with J inspecting my bottom cheeks.
Well that's a well punished bottom isn't it said J
But I think it needs to be punished some more!
Well don't look at me said my wife to me.
I'm very sorry about cracking the mini oar J I said please forgive me. Nope I think you should be punished for it, don't you said J to my wife.
Indeed he should replied my wife but what can we punish him with? I mean if we was at home I'd give him a good bare bottom caning.
Well you could use the other mini oar replied J.
Good idea replied my wife then added would you like to watch? Love to replied J.
Right get yourself in the bedroom and over the end of the bed.
And to my delight that's that's what happened after I'd been given 12 very hard wacks across my bare bottom cheeks my wife asked J if she'd like to paddle my arse aswell.
Love to replied J and she also gave me 12 what felt like even harder wacks. By now my bottom was stinging and as she gave me the final one she said and don't think this is over because when I visit you in a few weeks time I'm going to give you a bloody good thrashing with the cane.
But for now I'm going to rub some deep heat into your sore bottom cheeks.
EPILOGUE
turns out the wife does Indeed tell her bestie everything...........
Am currently sitting on a very sore and bruised bottom that is really stinging as the wife made sure of that!!.… by rubbing some deep heat into my bottom cheeks just before we turned in for the night........
10 months ago
