Housekeeper wanted

This is a real ad.

I am looking for a housekeeper to look to look after my very large house in the East Midlands area of England.
This is a live in position for the right candidate, who should be a submissive woman of any age or background. It would be preferable for her to be a masochist as she will need to receive discipline from time to time.
The only other stipulation is that is that she should be totally single.
Please contact me for for further details and to arrange an interview.