Are You Gay quiz. (entertaining)
From post at guynky12 profile,
Are You Gay? My answered quiz
You should copy this and answer it for yourself. It's fun if nothing else.
STAGE 1
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1. Do you like shemale pornography? (y/n) Oh hell yes.
2. When you watch straight pornography, do you prefer videos of handjobs and blowjobs over videos of ordinary intercourse? (y/n) N, I hate it when half the porn clip is blowjob.
3. Have you ever wondered what cum tastes like? (y/n) Y, I've tasted my own cum.
4. When you watch pornography, have you ever found yourself focusing on a guy's cock despite the presence of an attractive female in the video? (y/n) Y
5. Are you disappointed when you watch a pornography video and there isn't a cumshot at the end? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you might be bisexual
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 2
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1. Have you ever saved a picture or video of a shemale to your computer so that you can look at it later? (y/n) Y, all the time. I love trans. I lived in Thailand and have had many-a roll in the hay with a sexy ladyboy or two (at the same time).
2. Have you ever clicked on the GAY pornography section here at XHamster (or any other porn website) just to see what's in there? (y/n) Y
3. When jerking off, have you ever cum into your palm with the intention of tasting it, but chickened out? (y/n) Y, the desire to eat it dwindles pretty fast after I've cum.
4. Have you ever watched a bisexual video featuring two men and a woman (M/M/F), even if the guys didn't do anything with each other? (y/n) Y
5. Do you like to watch cumshot compilation videos? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you're probably bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 3
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1. You've jerked-off to gay porn and experienced an orgasm. (t/f) T
2. You used to watch a lot of straight porn of men fucking women, but that just doesn't excite you like it used to. Now you like shemale and bi-sex videos. (t/f) Very very very T
3. You've tasted your own cum. (t/f) T
4. You've logged into craigslist.com (or a similar website) and browsed through the gay personals in your area, just to see what was in there. (t/f) T
5. Watching cum shoot out of a cock turns you on. (t/f) T
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you're at least bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 4
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1. You jerk off to gay porn more often than other straight forms of porn. (t/f) ~ T, I would say trans 50%, gay 40%, straight anal and disgusting 10%
2. You like jerk-off instructional videos (JOI) where the woman in the video humiliates you and calls you 'gay' or 'a fag'. (t/f) F, definitely not. Boring.
3. You've had phone sex with another guy. (t/f) T
4. You often lick up your own cum out of your palm after jerking off, or when you masturbate you like to shoot it into your mouth. (t/f) T/F...not often.
5. You've worn women's underwear. (t/f) F, but not opposed to it.
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you might be gay
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 5
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1. A naked woman just doesn't turn you on like the image of a hard cock. (t/f) T
2. You've actually had another guy's cock in your hand or mouth. (t/f) T
3. You've stuck something up your ass (finger/dildo/etc) while jerking off and it made you cum really hard. (t/f) T, playing with big dildoes lately.
4. You want to kiss a man and feel his naked body against yours. (t/f) T , but not into kissing or guy romance. I'm most romantic with trans.
5. You fantasize about your wife or girlfriend denying you sex, but bringing home men so she can watch you give them blowjobs. (t/f) F. not a thing for me.
6. If there was a guy standing next to you right now with his hard cock out, you'd put it in your mouth with no questions asked. (t/f) T/F, I would ask if he's disease free, of course.
7. Your ultimate fantasy is to be on your hands and knees, with a cock in your mouth and another one in your ass. (t/f) T, Absolutely. Been there, done that with ladyboys.
8. You'd be okay with giving up women and having a boyfriend instead. (t/f) T. Maybe find a sweet young "undocumented alien" boy to do chores and extras.
If you answered TRUE to at least four of the STAGE 5 questions, you're gay. A faggot. A total homo. I suggest you admit it to yourself and find yourself the nearest cock to suck.
:-)
Hail Satan,
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Are You Gay? My answered quiz
You should copy this and answer it for yourself. It's fun if nothing else.
STAGE 1
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1. Do you like shemale pornography? (y/n) Oh hell yes.
2. When you watch straight pornography, do you prefer videos of handjobs and blowjobs over videos of ordinary intercourse? (y/n) N, I hate it when half the porn clip is blowjob.
3. Have you ever wondered what cum tastes like? (y/n) Y, I've tasted my own cum.
4. When you watch pornography, have you ever found yourself focusing on a guy's cock despite the presence of an attractive female in the video? (y/n) Y
5. Are you disappointed when you watch a pornography video and there isn't a cumshot at the end? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you might be bisexual
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 2
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1. Have you ever saved a picture or video of a shemale to your computer so that you can look at it later? (y/n) Y, all the time. I love trans. I lived in Thailand and have had many-a roll in the hay with a sexy ladyboy or two (at the same time).
2. Have you ever clicked on the GAY pornography section here at XHamster (or any other porn website) just to see what's in there? (y/n) Y
3. When jerking off, have you ever cum into your palm with the intention of tasting it, but chickened out? (y/n) Y, the desire to eat it dwindles pretty fast after I've cum.
4. Have you ever watched a bisexual video featuring two men and a woman (M/M/F), even if the guys didn't do anything with each other? (y/n) Y
5. Do you like to watch cumshot compilation videos? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you're probably bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 3
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1. You've jerked-off to gay porn and experienced an orgasm. (t/f) T
2. You used to watch a lot of straight porn of men fucking women, but that just doesn't excite you like it used to. Now you like shemale and bi-sex videos. (t/f) Very very very T
3. You've tasted your own cum. (t/f) T
4. You've logged into craigslist.com (or a similar website) and browsed through the gay personals in your area, just to see what was in there. (t/f) T
5. Watching cum shoot out of a cock turns you on. (t/f) T
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you're at least bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 4
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1. You jerk off to gay porn more often than other straight forms of porn. (t/f) ~ T, I would say trans 50%, gay 40%, straight anal and disgusting 10%
2. You like jerk-off instructional videos (JOI) where the woman in the video humiliates you and calls you 'gay' or 'a fag'. (t/f) F, definitely not. Boring.
3. You've had phone sex with another guy. (t/f) T
4. You often lick up your own cum out of your palm after jerking off, or when you masturbate you like to shoot it into your mouth. (t/f) T/F...not often.
5. You've worn women's underwear. (t/f) F, but not opposed to it.
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you might be gay
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 5
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1. A naked woman just doesn't turn you on like the image of a hard cock. (t/f) T
2. You've actually had another guy's cock in your hand or mouth. (t/f) T
3. You've stuck something up your ass (finger/dildo/etc) while jerking off and it made you cum really hard. (t/f) T, playing with big dildoes lately.
4. You want to kiss a man and feel his naked body against yours. (t/f) T , but not into kissing or guy romance. I'm most romantic with trans.
5. You fantasize about your wife or girlfriend denying you sex, but bringing home men so she can watch you give them blowjobs. (t/f) F. not a thing for me.
6. If there was a guy standing next to you right now with his hard cock out, you'd put it in your mouth with no questions asked. (t/f) T/F, I would ask if he's disease free, of course.
7. Your ultimate fantasy is to be on your hands and knees, with a cock in your mouth and another one in your ass. (t/f) T, Absolutely. Been there, done that with ladyboys.
8. You'd be okay with giving up women and having a boyfriend instead. (t/f) T. Maybe find a sweet young "undocumented alien" boy to do chores and extras.
If you answered TRUE to at least four of the STAGE 5 questions, you're gay. A faggot. A total homo. I suggest you admit it to yourself and find yourself the nearest cock to suck.
:-)
Hail Satan,
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