Halloween Contest Question 56
since they are my favorites caption me. 2 points from me and 2 points from a judge.
2 years ago
since they are my favorites caption me. 2 points from me and 2 points from a judge.
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How come I never get teachers like that? Maybe I would study more
Ok everyone who wants to play truth or dare and I'll take the first dare
Guess she's going to fisting
Ok class for every right answer something comes off. For every wrong answer something goes on
...and to think my high school guidance counselor said acting classes would never pay off
These homeshopping channels are degenerating more and more to pure sex shops, where are the good old times, you could order a vacuum cleaner, or beauty lotion? ...
let’s play! ??
Really? Are you serious? 4 out of 5 men surveyed prefer the blow up doll then me.
Just another quiet Saturday night at home
my friend behing me approves too, look she's giving me the thumbs up!
yeah you probably have noticed & are wondering ... that I'm not wearing a bra.
Girls. do you really think she'll get you off? She has no fingers!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our special BDSM Channel New Year Show, our topic tonight is... spanking. How to do it properly. For our first demonstration, we have this beautiful sex doll, right behind me. As for the many registered participants, please wait a little longer.
"the only think scarier than my 80s perm is our upcoming horror movie tonight"
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Pretty in pink, just wait you're in for a real treat...
Why are you looking at the doll so closely
I'm D-arsey ... if you're wondering why I have that name ... I'll have to stand up and turn round.
"With this 'wand', I will de-squid your oral orifice, windy puff"
The doll is an anatomically perfect replica of me....whatcha think?
Are you serious? You prefer the latex doll over me??
Duhuh: Of course I won't spank that doll hard! Otherwise she will fart and fly away....
She says : "Welcome dear viewers to our TV show: the sex shop, where you can make lots of good deals... as you can see, it's already very hot on set and not just because I'm naked under a light shirt.... we put on sale, this beautiful inflatable doll at the ridiculous price of 500 usd.... who wants it ? "