Today’s best pickup lines
1. Hey, when are you planning to fuck me? Sorry for invading your privacy, but a couple of times in the past few days we were online at the same time and still I didn't hear from you
How come?
2. Let's go to the IKEA... there are so many places where we could find a quiet spot.
I will wear my loose dress without panties, and you can wear jogging pants?
I am sure we will have so much fun, how about Monday?
Don't you think it's super horny to have sex in strange places? I find that really arousing!
And since IKEA is such a huge place I thought we could easily get lost there... Together... In the bed department..?
Now that I have made things clear to you, do you think it's a good idea or do you have something better in mind?
3. In a hotel in Town tonight, here is a little photo that I just took for you....
I know that you are a complete stranger but would you like to come and join me? I'm here for business but the work is over and I'm bored. It would be a shame for such a comfortable bed to go to waste.
I don't even need to see what you look like jumper21, I'm sure you've got something between your legs that will impress me!
4. Get your ass over here (insert name). I don't care about your ugly ass mug. I just wanna have sex with you so fuck that you don't have a picture. I don't even care how you look.
You're from (your city)? We can have sex right now for all I care then.
Can't get any easier, can it?
5. I can't believe it's work again tomorrow! I'm telling you, some days I wish I could run away and join the circus when I think about my job!
Just imagine that, being able to perform and make people happy? That sounds like the perfect gig for me! Maybe I'm just a clown deep down? A clown that's just looking to juggle some balls. ?
Perhaps you can save me from myself and give me something better than a unicycle to ride on? Or should I wait for the circus to come to town instead? ?
6.
I have two questions for you: When you look at a ''potential fuck'' or ''potential girlfriend'' what is the first thing that you see? A pretty face? Nice set of tits? Long legs? Slim figure? Curves? Nice ass with plenty of ''cushion for the pushing?'' Next question; Why don't you have a profile picture? Is there something you're ashamed of? Or perhaps you want to send me a nice picture in private message? ;)
What about me - you can see my pictures and what do you this is my best asset - be honest as I won't be offended ;)
Do you think about your cock in my mouth? Between my tits as I wank you? In my ass, as you fuck me doggy style, jumper21?
Let me know and let's get it on ;) Will you write back or have I scared you off, (insert name)?
7. Hi,
could you please tell me a little about yourself and what you are seeking here?
My name is Ivy, and I am here to find a man who would like to try out some new stuff in bed. ?
There's so much stuff they show in porn, and I feel intrigued to try them all. I am looking for a man who would be willing to work with me with an open mind. I am still learning and exploring sex, so I would prefer a well-experienced and mature man to share the bed with me. ?
Do you think you can help me learn a couple of new things? ?
8. If you want to find out what my underwear and bra are hiding, I suggest you take your car and join me here at(town).
My body is on fire (insert name), and my pussy is pervaded by sweet, warm pulsations. These pulsations are screaming your name as much as my body wants you inside of me.
I don’t understand why waiting to get to know each other. It only takes your dick to know me.
What time do you want to come to my house to get sucked till the last drop?
9. Listen, do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Closer, let me whisper in your ear, say the words you long to hear... I want to fuck you ?
It's true, I do, I want to get you out of your clothes and into my bed, and as luck would have it, I have the house to myself for the next week while my husband goes to visit the Wicked Witch of the West, otherwise known as his mother.
Let's take advantage of me being home alone, huh? Allow me to show you my king sized bed, my huge bath tub, my amazing new shower with many sensual settings... It'd be a shame to let them go to waste over the next seven days!
10. Hello.
My name is Abby, and I'm a girl looking for some good, and gentle fun. I'm single, clean and discreet if needed. You need to be clean as well and I prefer a single man, but if you are married and you look nice, I'm willing to make an exception.
I have a fantasy of having naughty fun in the back seat of my car. I drive a car with very dark windows. So perfect and discreet. Do you consider ever ditching the bedroom, and entertaining yourself in the back seat? Did the thought ever come to your mind?
I don’t normally make the first move, but I’m taking you out tomorrow night. Are you up for it?
How come?
2. Let's go to the IKEA... there are so many places where we could find a quiet spot.
I will wear my loose dress without panties, and you can wear jogging pants?
I am sure we will have so much fun, how about Monday?
Don't you think it's super horny to have sex in strange places? I find that really arousing!
And since IKEA is such a huge place I thought we could easily get lost there... Together... In the bed department..?
Now that I have made things clear to you, do you think it's a good idea or do you have something better in mind?
3. In a hotel in Town tonight, here is a little photo that I just took for you....
I know that you are a complete stranger but would you like to come and join me? I'm here for business but the work is over and I'm bored. It would be a shame for such a comfortable bed to go to waste.
I don't even need to see what you look like jumper21, I'm sure you've got something between your legs that will impress me!
4. Get your ass over here (insert name). I don't care about your ugly ass mug. I just wanna have sex with you so fuck that you don't have a picture. I don't even care how you look.
You're from (your city)? We can have sex right now for all I care then.
Can't get any easier, can it?
5. I can't believe it's work again tomorrow! I'm telling you, some days I wish I could run away and join the circus when I think about my job!
Just imagine that, being able to perform and make people happy? That sounds like the perfect gig for me! Maybe I'm just a clown deep down? A clown that's just looking to juggle some balls. ?
Perhaps you can save me from myself and give me something better than a unicycle to ride on? Or should I wait for the circus to come to town instead? ?
6.
I have two questions for you: When you look at a ''potential fuck'' or ''potential girlfriend'' what is the first thing that you see? A pretty face? Nice set of tits? Long legs? Slim figure? Curves? Nice ass with plenty of ''cushion for the pushing?'' Next question; Why don't you have a profile picture? Is there something you're ashamed of? Or perhaps you want to send me a nice picture in private message? ;)
What about me - you can see my pictures and what do you this is my best asset - be honest as I won't be offended ;)
Do you think about your cock in my mouth? Between my tits as I wank you? In my ass, as you fuck me doggy style, jumper21?
Let me know and let's get it on ;) Will you write back or have I scared you off, (insert name)?
7. Hi,
could you please tell me a little about yourself and what you are seeking here?
My name is Ivy, and I am here to find a man who would like to try out some new stuff in bed. ?
There's so much stuff they show in porn, and I feel intrigued to try them all. I am looking for a man who would be willing to work with me with an open mind. I am still learning and exploring sex, so I would prefer a well-experienced and mature man to share the bed with me. ?
Do you think you can help me learn a couple of new things? ?
8. If you want to find out what my underwear and bra are hiding, I suggest you take your car and join me here at(town).
My body is on fire (insert name), and my pussy is pervaded by sweet, warm pulsations. These pulsations are screaming your name as much as my body wants you inside of me.
I don’t understand why waiting to get to know each other. It only takes your dick to know me.
What time do you want to come to my house to get sucked till the last drop?
9. Listen, do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Closer, let me whisper in your ear, say the words you long to hear... I want to fuck you ?
It's true, I do, I want to get you out of your clothes and into my bed, and as luck would have it, I have the house to myself for the next week while my husband goes to visit the Wicked Witch of the West, otherwise known as his mother.
Let's take advantage of me being home alone, huh? Allow me to show you my king sized bed, my huge bath tub, my amazing new shower with many sensual settings... It'd be a shame to let them go to waste over the next seven days!
10. Hello.
My name is Abby, and I'm a girl looking for some good, and gentle fun. I'm single, clean and discreet if needed. You need to be clean as well and I prefer a single man, but if you are married and you look nice, I'm willing to make an exception.
I have a fantasy of having naughty fun in the back seat of my car. I drive a car with very dark windows. So perfect and discreet. Do you consider ever ditching the bedroom, and entertaining yourself in the back seat? Did the thought ever come to your mind?
I don’t normally make the first move, but I’m taking you out tomorrow night. Are you up for it?
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