My favourite shorts

Ever since I was about 8 years old, I've had a fetish over boys and men wearing shorts. At school at that time, all the boys wore shorts, mostly a good deal shorter that they are these days. I gradually became more and more fascinated and excited by their shorts and their legs, and the only reason I loved cross-county running at school was because I could wear tiny running shorts with no socks. I was actually a reasonable runner, but sometimes I would deliberately get left behind so I could stop and have a wank because wearing those shorts excited me so much. It was even better if I got my legs and the shorts really muddy - sometimes I would fall on purpose on to my knees into a mucky puddle and rub some of the mud all over.
These days, when I wear any clothes at all, I feel the strongest possible urge to go out in public in the shortest pair of shorts that I possibly can, preferably denim cut-offs or dirty, scruffy old rugby or gym shorts which have been cut down to be more revealing. When I don't wear any underwear (which is usually), of course there is a risk of my cock and balls falling out. The possibility of this often makes me get a hard-on, which increases the risk of my stiffening cock springing out in a public place. I have sometimes been told that I must go and dress more appropriately or risk being asked to leave wherever it is!
I've worn microshorts on trains, while shopping, in restaurants, in the street and even on my bike (I love it when my shorts are so short that I can feel the saddle leather on my bare buttocks). I do sometimes hear comments from people who think my shorts are appallingly rude, but much more often it's "Nice shorts", "Like your legs" or "I hope you're wearing underwear" (which usually I'm not).
For me, a good pair of shorts should be at least a bit scruffy, and the length should be such that the distance from the shorts hem to the knees should be about the same as the distance from the wearer's knees to his feet, when no socks are being worn. Usually shorts look much better when worn with no socks, although there is an exception when soccer players have extremely brief shorts with thick socks right up to their knees. Then you can concentrate on their muscular thighs.
I have dozens of pairs of shorts which I've collected over the years, and I'll post some more pictures of me wearing some of them. In the meantime, here are a few pics of me in one of my favourite pairs. These were once blue football shorts, but as you can see, not a lot of them is left! As you can see, in some of these pictures I'm ready to go out shopping.