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Want My Attention?

Want My Attention?

First and Foremost, I do take the time to read ALL my messages but the majority will go unanswered. Why? Because the majority falls into these categories:

1. Hello. Hi. Hey

Um. yeah. The only reply I have to that is "delete". When out in the real world that is a standard greeting for a stranger that you pass on the street and keep it moving. So I keep it moving.

2. Give me your Skype or what is your Skype name.

NO & None of your damn business. Damn. Can I girl at least get a damn Hello ( refer to # 1) or a bit of conversation. At least I leave some type of status telling the site, i am looking to play.

3. Can we Skype?

Mostly likely NO. Do you not realize, My box is full of messages and as I read the messages, I am checking profiles and responding to messages that have caught my attention

4. I want to fuck, pound, lick blah, blah, blah that black pussy or any other overly suggested sexual comment

You sent me a message. I have already figured that out. Though some of those type of comments have been creatively written that have garnered a chuckle and a quick response none the less they still get ignored and deleted.

5. Cock Pics

Though I have received some impressive ones that have immediately gotten me wet and horny, the others are not...and i am being nice. (there is an exception... read below)

It's not hard to pique my interest and it's quite easy to get a response from me.

Married Men: I have NO interest in role players. I have dealt with enough married men to know that if are sneaking online and your wife is sleeping, you aren't going to be moaning loud as hell while you stroke and cum. Now for those who play while wifey is away from home is another story.

1. Send me a pic of you wearing your wedding ring. Cock pics aren't the only things that gets my motor running. LOL

2. If you send a cock pic. Make sure your wedding ring hand w/ ring on is groping your cock. Gives me something to pleasure myself too.

ALL MEN

3. Cock pics : I am not into small or miniature cocks. 7 inches hard is a minimum for me and that is even pushing it. I like them 8 inches and above with a nice size wide width. So.... take your chance if you must.

And the most important way to get my attention is to be polite and send a message that makes me feel you can hold a decent conversation about anything other than sex. Trust me, the ones I make that type of connection with end up being the guys I voice fuck the most.


See that isn't hard at all. Now let's get it popping I need to add some new names to my Skype list.
Published by Cumherealot
4 years ago