I've bartended for 10 years at various bars in the 80s and 90s. Being a bartender you flirt with everyone that enters the place to make tips. Sometimes things get wild. The story is true. Specific conversations are often artistic license when I can't remember but the events happened....
The night wound down a while ago. Sometimes on a Wednesday, we get a rush toward midnight, but tonight there wasn’t even a trickle. It was one AM and John, my only customer for the last 30 minutes, just settled his tab. As he walked out, I went and locked the doors. As I was locking the third door, a car with PA tags pulled up. There were 4 or so people inside but only one got out. Packaged goods. The girl that got out had short brown hair teased up. She was nineteen trying to look twenty-one. I told her we were just closing up and she said she just needed to grab a case of Yuengling. I held the door and looked at the car as she walked in. The light hit the driver just enough that I could see she looked young too. This would be interesting. The drinking age being 21, I was
pretty sure how this would go. I was going to ID her before she entered but what the heck, I’ll play the game.
I walked around the bar and asked her for ID. She handed me a driver’s license. Fast…too fast. I smiled and looked. Low and behold the ID was issued a week ago. It was real. The DUP in the corner told me it was a duplicate. The photo matched the girl but I doubted the information was really hers. I looked for what I would question her on. Zodiac sign? Zip code? The street name was
some looooong word, hard to pronounce. Probably named to honor a Native American tribe.
I looked at her, “Ok Jennifer, what's your street address?”
She rattled it off quickly.
“That’s a nice area, lived there long?” I had no clue about the neighborhood but I knew the town.
“My whole life.”
“Spell the street name.”
“Ummm…ahhh…I…” defeat washed across her face.
“Sorry Jen-ni-fer,” I drew out her name, “I can’t serve you, but I’ll give you this ID back so you can study your friend's information better.”
“Please, I’ll pay extra. You’re the last place open between here and the shore. I’ll give you 40 bucks plus the cost of the beer. We won’t drink till we get to where we are going. I’m 19, just a little shy.”
Nailed her age I thought to myself. This was tempting since the night was slow but I was already set to get on down the road to my hang out. “Look I’d love to help you Jennifer, but the ABC has been hammering our area recently. With my luck, you are one of their undercovers. They could also be sitting outside watching the place waiting for you to walk out. Sorry, I can’t take the chance. Listen,
study that ID and try again another day. Make sure you know everything on that ID. Even the fact that the birthdate makes you a Gemini. Which should be easy since that is the double identity. Anyway, I gotta stock the bar. Better luck at the next place.”
“I thought a cute guy like you would give a girl a break.”
“I appreciate the flirting but, don’t ya think that is exactly what the ABC agent would do? Have a nice night. I’m trying to get out of here so I can have some fun at the next place.”
I watched her walk out the door, damn she had a nice ass. Another day maybe.
I looked back at the beer coolers. Mentally I listed what I needed and made my way back to the walk-in. I was stacking the cases near the door on a hand cart so I could get them all at once. The cooler door opened and I figured the owner had stopped by for the bar till. I turned to see Jennifer standing in the doorway naked. I jumped in surprise. She looked stunning. She had pert round C-cup breasts and her nipples were ready to cut glass. Her waist slimmed and then her hips rounded out. She had a neatly trimmed bush.
“Do I look like an ABC agent now?” I shook my head. She moved over to a stack of beer cases and sat down. She pulled her legs up and leaned back on her elbows across several cases. Her legs were spread wide and I could see her glistening folds. She ran her fingers through her bush. “My boyfriend dumped me a month ago and I haven’t had any since. I was going to the shore for a long weekend to go wild and forget him. It has been a long hour in the car driving here from Pennsy. I have been horny the entire time thinking about what this weekend is gonna be like. I figure I might as well start early. Maybe I’d change your bad luck. I like to try new places. You wanna have some fun here instead of the next place.”
“Oh yeah, here will do…” I stammered.
“I’m ready, do what you like.”
I walked over to her my cock hardened in my pants with every step. I knelt down and pulled her to the edge of the cases of beer. She fell back so she was laying across them. I dove into her pussy. I shoved my tongue into her folds and licked and sucked on her lips. I moved my tongue all around. She was juicy and I sucked up all of it. She tasted incredible. I used my fingers and spread her wide pushing my tongue deeper. My fingers started to massage her button. And I slid down to her asshole. I pushed her legs back with my free hand and this revealed her tight starfish. I flicked and swirled my tongue across it as I stroked her clit.
“Oh god…holy shit… that’s amazing. “
“Hold your legs back and open,” I told her. She grabbed her legs by her knees and pulled them back and apart. All was revealed nicely. I slid two fingers inside of her snatch as I teased and tickled her puckered asshole. She was squirming and moaning. I felt her muscles clamp down on my fingers. I moved my hand from her clit and slid it down to her asshole. I slid a finger in. I pumped my fingers in and out of her asshole and her pussy. Her body moved with the strokes. I could feel tremors wash across her body. The bottles were making a little noise as the cases shuttered below her. I tucked my head down and began to tease her clit. I twisted my hand and I fingered the inside of pussy under her where her clit was. My tongue flicked across her stiff clit.
“Holy shit… oh god I’m so close…. Oh god… don’t stop please….”
I sucked on her clit and swirled my tongue around it. I repeated this motion again. That was the moment. I felt her muscles clench and saw her breasts heave. Her back arched. I flicked and sucked faster and harder. I pumped my fingers in deeper.
“Oh. God Yessss….” She screamed. Her body convulsed. Juices exploded from her pussy. I pumped harder and licked faster.
“Yesssss…gooooooooooooood…. Fuccckkkkk…. Yesssssss” she screamed.
Juices were flowing everywhere. I licked up what I could but the flood was steady. I pumped away with my fingers. The bottles rattled as the cases shook. The cardboard was soaked. I kept pumping and sucking. My face was covered in her juices. Her body trembled and shook.
“Oh god fucckkkkk meee… ram your cock in meeee…..”
I licked more as I unbuttoned my pants. I pulled my cock out and stood up. I plowed my
cock into her pussy and pumped away.
“Ohhh yesss fuccckkk meee… Fuck mee hard…”
I pushed her feet on top of my shoulders and pumped away into her snatch. My cock slid in and out easily with how wet she was. The glass bottles clinked in a musical rhythm as I thrust away. I grabbed her tits with my hands and kneaded and squeezed them. Pinching at her nipples and tugging on them. My cock slid almost all the way out then slammed back in thrusting harder and harder each time. I watched her lips clutch to my cock reluctant to let go as I pulled almost all
the way out. Then they sucked me back as I hammered in. I felt her muscles clenching my cock when I was pushed inside of her. I felt her body tremble again as a wave of pleasure hit her.
“Holy fuck that’s good oh yeah. Your cock is rubbing me the right way…Oh god I needed
This…”
I kept pumping in and out hard and fast. She trembled and shuttered. She was close. I didn’t want her to get there yet. A little pleasure for me first. I slowed my rhythm and grabbed her shoulders and pulled her up as I pulled out. She was sitting on the edge of the beer cases.
I grabbed the back of her head and guided her mouth to my cock. She slid down to her knees and took my cock in her mouth. I held onto the back of her head and pushed her slowly. Her head leapt
away from my hand and engulfed me almost all the way to my balls.
“Holy shit…” now it was my turn, “wow that feels good. Keep that up.”
“Uhhh huhhh” she moaned as her hands and mouth went to work on my cock. I kept my hand on the back of her head and pumped away. She worked my cock with her mouth and one hand. Her other hand played with my balls. Her lips never left my cock. She teased my balls and shaft like an expert. Pumping with her hand while swirling and sucking with her mouth. Her nails danced along my balls and stroked at them. She kept her saliva flowing. Wow, she knew how to suck a cock. Part of me didn’t want to stop her but I really wanted to be inside her again.
“Get my cock wet again so I can slide right back into you.”
Her jaw worked built-up saliva more and more. When I felt there was enough, I grabbed her by the shoulders and brought her up. I spun her around and bent her over the cases again. Slowly I pushed my cock into her. My right hand on her shoulder pulled her toward me. My left hand stroked and tweaked her breast. I slid inch by inch into her pussy. Finally hitting my balls against her. Then pulled almost all the way out again. I kept doing this. Increasing the pace with each repetition. I grabbed her breasts with both hands as I quickened the pace. Her body matched my rhythm. I kneaded her breasts and squeezed at her nipples. She arched her back and pushed against me. I was able to drive deeper.
“Ohhh god yesss that’s it... don’t’ stop fuck meee….”
The pace quickened. I grabbed onto her hair with my right hand pulling her head back. I smacked her ass hard with my other hand.
“You’re so tight. Fuck your pussy is amazing.” I smacked her ass again. Then pulled her hips in close to me and pumped away. I kept my cock inside her and pumped with short hard thrusts. I felt her pussy clasp and her body shook. Again, she trembled. I quickened. Harder. Faster. Smack on her ass. Her muscles tightened. Grasped at my shaft. Smack. Thrust. Everything tensed. The orchestra of bottles increased tempo as they approached their final crescendo. I grabbed and squeezed her breast. Head pulled back.
“Yessss” she cried out.
I felt her juices flood inside her, lubricating my shaft. The juices ran down our legs. My cock danced in and out of her slippery snatch. She felt incredible. I thrust away as she bucked and slammed back against me. I grabbed her breasts and squeezed. The other hand held her hip, keeping her steady so I wouldn't pop out. She forced her body back toward mine. She was pushing so hard back against
me. I almost lost my footing. I turned her on her side and put her left leg over my shoulder and her right leg between my legs. This let me slide further inside her.
“Oh fuck yesss, “ she screamed. “Oh god, it’s so deep…. Fuckkk yesss.” Her juices were flowing out of her. She was shaking uncontrollably as an orgasm tore through her body. I held on to her leg and pulled her to me as I thrust forward. She was bucking wildly. I matched her rhythm as best I could. I kept pushing till her body relaxed. The tremors slowed. I kept a good pace pushing. My balls
rubbed against her leg as I thrust into her. I felt the tickle in my balls.
“I’m gonna cum,” I said.
“In my mouth,” she said.
As I pulled away, she spun around. She dropped to her knees and locked her lips on my cock. I held on to her head as I pumped away again. I felt a surge through me. She worked my cock with her hand pumping and mouth sucking on the head. I felt electricity flow through me as the surge hit the base of my cock and exploded. Cum shot forth. She caught the first mouthful and tried to swallow
the rest as she pumped her hand up and down my cock. Man, it felt so good I hadn’t cum that hard in a while. Some went in her mouth but a lot just ended up on her face, tits, and the beer case behind her. Her mouth went right back to my shaft and bobbed up and down still sucking. The pleasure slowly faded. I stopped her and pulled back before it got too sensitive.
I stumbled back and steadied myself leaning on a keg. Jennifer stood up, cum on her face and tits, her knees dirty from the floor of the cooler. She was using her fingers to scoop the cum from her body and sucked it off her fingers.
“That was awesome. Seems these beer cases are stacked at just the right height for us.” She said,
“I never noticed that before but you're right they are the perfect height. Wow, that was wild. Never thought a beer cooler would be this awesome.” I pulled up my pants and headed for the door. “Let's get you dressed, where are your clothes?”
“Right outside by the bar. I propped the door when I left. I took them off as soon as I came back in.”
“Ok, I’ll be right back.” I went and fetched her clothes. As I came back, she was coming into the barroom from the back.
“It’s a little chilly in there when you’re just waiting around naked and covered with sweat.” She smiled
I handed her her clothes and walked behind the bar. I grabbed a bottle of Polish vodka and poured a shot then threw in a dash of cherry juice. I set it down on the bar in front of her.
“Here is a shot to cleanse your mouth.” Then I poured a glass of Brandy with an orange slice for both of us. I tossed them in the microwave for 30 seconds
“I thought I wasn’t old enough and I was an ABC agent.” She smiled and knocked back the shot. Then dressed.
“If you are, you've gone above and beyond your duties to catch me. I’m pretty sure this would be entrapment. Even still that was worth any fine. I’ll take my chances. Here’s some brandy warmed with an orange. It’s perfect since you mentioned you had a chill. I like to sit down and have a drink after work. Usually, that comes before the sex but sometimes the page gets flipped.” I smiled.
“I sit for a quick drink then, since it’s tradition.” She sat on the bar stool next to me. I toasted and she clinked my glass. “My Friends are still waiting after all.”
“Oh shit, what did you tell them?”
”I told them you wouldn’t serve me. I said that you were cute and I wanted to fuck you so to wait for me. Do you have a lot of sex after work?”
“As much as I can manage.” I smiled, “I’m single. Lots of pretty girls come and go. I flirt with all of them. Sometimes I get a nice tip. Sometimes I get lucky. Sometimes I get both. So where are the Pennsy girls headed to.”
She told me her friends were from her college. They were headed to LBI to her parent’s beach house. Her parents had to work so it was just the four girls. They were all single and just wanted to have some fun. A girls weekend away.
“Look out LBI, Pennsy is in town. Should be plenty of boys down there. Have fun.”
“ I’m getting sick of boys. I’m starting to like older men like you.”
“I’m only 23, not that much older.”
“Yeah but you know what you are doing. You’re experienced. The boys I have to teach. They just want a blow job or a quick fuck. They don’t care about my needs.”
“Yeah, I guess that comes with experience. I always enjoy sex more when I know she’s enjoying it.”
“Well, I certainly enjoyed it. If this encounter is any indication of the rest of the time, it’ll be one for the books. The boys wanna date me and keep me to themselves. I’m ready to be free and enjoy myself before I settle down.”
“Do it then. Enjoy yourself. You are young. Be a wild child for a while. Settle down after college.”
“See, they would be trying to be my boyfriend.”
“I have plenty of girlfriends. I like to have fun with all of them. I like to meet and taste new women. Variety is the spice of life. They should have fun too. Maybe someday one gal will steal my heart but until then I play the field.”
“So am I one of your girlfriends now?”
“It’s up to you. Some girls I see again, and some just travel down the road. If you want to, you can return.”
We both finished our drinks. She looked off across the bar as if pondering this statement.
“I should get going. My friends are probably tired of waiting for me.”
“Ok well let me get the case of beer you wanted.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah. I think you’ve convinced me.” I went into the cooler and grabbed two of the cases we were fucking on. I laughed as I realized they were Yuengling. I walked them out to the bar.
“How much do I owe you?”
“I think we are more than even.”
I grabbed hold of her and gave her a kiss. I told her to enjoy her time at the shore. I handed her a bar napkin with my name and number on it. I told her if she gets bored give me a call. I’ll come to keep her company.
She smiled and nodded. She said would be headed back and may stop by on the way home.
“I’ll be here. I work almost every day. If I’m not here, call me. I'll meet you. Just make sure you memorize that ID better and stay out of trouble. Don’t terrorize LBI too much, Jennifer.”
“You know my name isn’t Jennifer. It’s…”
“As far as I’m concerned,” I interrupted her, “your name is Jennifer. I saw your ID. Now let’s get these cases in your car and get youse back on the road.” I walked her out to the car and loaded the cases into the trunk. Her friends just stared at me wide-eyed. I gave her a kiss and she got in the car and drove away.
I walked back into the bar. I looked at my watch. If I hurried, I could get down the road to have a drink and then come back and clean up later. I grabbed my tips and noticed a bill under Jennifer’s glass. Lifting it up it was a fifty. On the napkin was written ‘both’ in a heart with a smiley face. Sometimes I get a tip, sometimes I get lucky, and sometimes I get both. I smiled. I jumped in my car and drove down the road to the next bar. They had a busy night going. I walked in and said hello to everyone. I stopped the bartender.
“The usual,” she asked.
“Nah I’ll have a Yuengling.” She shrugged, smiled, and put a bottle down in front of me. I smelled my fingers and the scent of Jennifer lingered on them.
I always think about Jennifer from Pennsylvania when I drink my Pottsville beer. I still have the napkin somewhere.
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