Andy fixes Ellie's faulty L45-20 Radio control expanding dildo
Andy and The L45-20
The postman came late that morning. Ellie had thought her parcel wasn’t coming so it was a pleasant surprise when the postman knocked on her door.
“Er need a signature love,” he said blushing as she answered the door in her dressing gown.
She glared, she didn’t like men. Big sweaty brutes with silly little dicks which went limp and dribbled spunk long before she was satisfied.
She signed, took the package and firmly bolted the door behind her as she took it inside.
She unwrapped it. It was an L45 - 20. A lovely red L45 - 20, in a lovely polished wood box with a black velvet insert. She stared. She couldn’t believe it, such beautiful object yet so ridiculously cheap. She held it in her hands, symmetrical like an old fashioned airship, soft yet firm, the ends rounded with polished aluminum caps. One end twisted and could be removed to allow the batteries to be fitted and pressed in and out to turn the power on or off.
She imagined how it would feel as it slid inside her, the cold aluminum and the warm fabric pushing inside her. The thought was delicious, she grew damp and her nipples tingled at the thought.
She sat on the sofa and held it. She unscrewed the end and fitted the batteries, turned it on and refitted the end. She was alone. She had hours before Ruth her roomie returned.
A bottle of lube and the remote control nestled in compartments in the box. She put a battery in the remote and tested the L45-20. It swelled then shrank as she pushed the buttons. She sat back, pushed her panties aside and started to play.
The polished aluminum end felt every bit as cold as she imagined as and eased the monster between her pussy lips. She only wanted to see what the end felt like against her but it felt really nice and hard, something to push against not a limp dick.
Further and further in until the end had almost disappeared. She enjoyed it for a moment then pressed the button. It got bigger, her eyes widened, it hurt, she went to back it off, nothing, so she tried the other button. It got bigger. “Oh my god!” she squealed.
It wasn’t the first time she had an expanding dildo inside her, but the others were pump up with a valve you could release, this was something else.
She panicked, purple mist descended. “Oh no!” she gasped as the first waves of an unwanted orgasm swept over her. She clawed at her nipples and clit seeking swift release and abruptly it was on her. Overwhelming her senses. The best ever if she had sought it but all she wanted was to get the faulty monster to shrink so she could take it out.
She nevr had this trouble with dicks, she thought ruefully, or a girl’s tiny fist.
She decided to make a coffee, she stood up, the weight of the L45-20 threatened to tear her apart if she moved swiftly, even walking was like the biggest most hung guy she ever fucked shafting her. Juices were running down her leg and as she reached the kitchen she gave in to the need to cum once again. She wanted a coffee not waves of ecstasy crashing over her and she really really wanted this damn L45-20 back in its box and returned as faulty.
This time she crawled slowly as she moved back to the lounge. It was like being fisted as she crawled, fisted by the biggest butchest les domme she knew as she crawled but somehow she held the orgasm at bay.
There were instructions in the box. A cellphone number. She rang it. A guy answered.
“Hi, this is Andy’s phone, leave a message and, Hello?” Andy grabbed the phone as the outgoing message ended.
“Hi, I have a faulty L45-20,” Ellie explained.
“Okey dokey, do you want a refund or a replacement unit?” he asked innocently.
“It’s stuck inside me you dork!” she replied, “I need help!”
“Maybe call 911?” he suggested.
“You seriously have to be kidding,” she snapped.
“Maybe come to our office tomorrow morning?” He suggested.
Ellie became really cross. “You send someone here right away, do you hear me, or I’ll sue the ass of your pathetic little outfit you jerk.”
“OK, OK, ,” he replied, “We don’t usually offer a repair service but I’ll see if we have anyone available, do you have an address?”
“Of course I do you moron, you don’t think I live on a park bench do you?” she snapped, “Ah it apartment 3....”
Andy was round there in the hour. He knew from the order she lived nearby, that’s why he sent the faulty unit. Girls were always so grateful when he fixed their little problem. He had dicked loads of girls who would never have given him a second glance. Girls he would never have got past first base with normally let his fingers inside their pussies and of course he had to check there was no permanent damage and how better to check than with his dick.
Ellie answered the door.
“Hi, I’m Andy, we spoke on the phone, no one else available so I came myself,” he introduced himself, “Where is it?”
Ellie patted her belly, “In me you dork,” she snapped. She had been sweating, her hair was damp, “It won’t shrink, it keeps giving me orgasms.”
“We aim to please,” Andy chuckled.
“Very funny,” she replied.
“Ok lie down, spread your legs,” Andy suggested.
“That’s one hell of a chat up line seeing as we just met,” Ellie replied, but she did as he said.
He was a weedy little geek, Ellie decided, probably gay, she felt quite safe, strangely.
B grade pussy, thought Andy, sweaty, no makeup but quite fit, definitely dickable.
The L45-20 had disappeared completely. “We need to dilate so I can get at the end cap,” Andy explained, “You did put it in the right way round didn’t you?”
Ellie nodded. Andy took off his jacket and went to work. Ellie was shocked when Andy pressed his face into her crotch but when he explained that going down on her was the quickest way to get her dilated she sort of saw the sense in it.
She saw pink fluffy elephants, swiss mountains, the starts, all the regular stuff she saw when she was cumming and then quite suddenly she knew Andy had a hold of the L45-20 and was unscrewing the end cap.
“Its the reverse reed switch,” he announced and the L45-20 suddenly shrank.
He pulled it out with a flourish, “I can’t feel any damage,” he explained as he explored her pussy with his fingers. “Can’t quite reach, hang on.” He balled his hand into a fist and forced it into Ellie’s already widely stretched cunt.
“Oh my god!” Ellie cried as Andy started fish humping her with one hand and undoing his pants with the other.
“One more test,” Andy explained and he slipped his fist out of her and shoved his dick inside her instead, “Can you still squeeze me?” he asked.
“Oh god you’re raping me!” Ellie squealed.
“Not exactly,” Andy sort of contradicted her as he poked her huge cavern, It was like fucking a bucket until Ellie tried squeezing and then he was in heaven, for about thirteen seconds at which point he blew his load.
“Oh my god!” Ellie protested, “You filthy bastard you slimed me.” The warm wet spunk oozed slimily towards Ellie’s womb. It felt great. Dildos and fisting were great but a guy’s load up inside was where its at. What fucking was all about. It’s all a bit pointless without it.
Andy idly wiped his dick on Ellie’s panties, “You want a new unit or a refund” he asked.
“Both if you don’t want to be reported for rape,” she replied.
It seemed fair, $60 for the third or fourth best fuck ever. He fetched a new one from his car and made sure it expanded and contracted, Ellie said she would test it on herself later, despite Andy insisting they should do it now just in case.
“Can I see you again?” He asked as he was about to leave.
“I sincerely hope not,” Ellie replied.
So end of story, except a ) Ellie worked for Homeland Security, and b) He had just got her pregnant.