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    I am:
    MONSTER, male, heterosexual
    From:
    Monster City, Earth
    Seeking:
    Female, heterosexual
    Languages:
    English
    Education:
    PhD/MD/Post doctorate
    Occupation:
    agent
    Income:
    Average
    Relationship:
    Open
    Kids:
    No, but maybe want some
    Religion:
    Atheist
    Smoking:
    Regularly
    Drinking:
    Most days
    Drugs:
    Recreational drugs regularly
    Star sign:
    Gemini
    What I look like
    Ethnicity:
    White
    Body type:
    Athletic
    Hair length:
    Bald
    Hair color:
    Black
    Eye color:
    Brown
    Height:
    188 cm (6 ft 2 in)
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    MopKiss
     I am supposed to relay another message from the Moose Fucker. He said he is to busy watching the "Last Samurai" while masturbating, and that he cannot be bothered with you tonight because he must focus on accomplishing his goal. not sure what that goal is, I am assuming it is jerking off to Tom Cruise, but I cannot be certain. You know how it is with those closet cases, they are never clear in what they mean about anything, and always talking in circles !!
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    jakefromstatefarm_
    to Cocktoberdoggg : EVERYONE LOVE MONSTER HAHAHA
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    Cocktoberdoggg
    sexy fooker
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    Thank you 
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    Thanks for the invite
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    we come into this world with nothing we go out and sleep with nothing...
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    to Colin_Jeffcott : Difficult to be cool in 30 degree heat. And do get the name right when you book, otherwise they will be instructed to charge you triple
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    Colin_Jeffcott
    to octoberdogg : Do be cool mr Keddie,Oh BTW Could you fetch me another Cabernet Sauvignon from the Red Bistro Bus 
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    Oh look... Chris returns and so do the long dormant alts. Coincidence?
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    DON'T MAKE ME HUNT U IN EVERY X HAMSTER PAGE AND ANNOY INNOCENT USERS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SITE,WE HAVE PLENTY OF MORONS LIKE URSELF.
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    EVERY TIME U DISAGREE WITH SOMEONE THE FIRST THING U DO IS THREAT AMERICA,JUST LIKE ANY RETARTED MANIPULATED FUCKING MORON WOULD DO.I AM TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO FALL TO UR VERY LOW LEVEL BUT I AM NOT FAMOUS FOR MY PATIENCE HERE..AMERICA CAN WIPE OUT U AND VLAD THAT COCKSUCKING TRANSEXUAL U WORSHIP ANYTIME.THIS IS JUST FOR FUCKING IDIOTS LIKE U AND THE REST OF UR KIND,NOT THE NORMAL PEOPLE OF RUSSIA.
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    jakefromstatefarm_
    RUSSIA IS A WEAK TRANNY, MONSTER GOT BRAIN!
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    jakefromstatefarm_
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    I got the EVIDENTS from VOSH that OLD PROFILES ARE GIVEN TO XH-MEMBERS!!!
    And that USERS as The Drifter HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS HERE on xh!
    We always said that this site is a corrupt site.
    But almost nobody didn't believe that.
    Now we have the proves...
    See my blog: http://xhamster.com/posts/858386
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    LIST OF FAKE ACCOUNTS MADE BY Scuzz_twittly AKA Darius AKA Satyriasiss AKA...
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    And he/she has a lot more accounts! And every day/week they make more fake accounts to troll innocent people!
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    I got the EVIDENTS from VOSH that OLD PROFILES ARE GIVEN TO XH-MEMBERS!!!
    And that USERS as The Drifter HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS HERE on xh!
    We always said that this site is a corrupt site.
    But almost nobody didn't believe that.
    Now we have the proves...
    See my blog: http://xhamster.com/posts/857033
    Reply
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
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    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!
    SDirk
    is an annoying troll with a sick childish mind!

    HAHAHAHA
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    LET THE TRUTH SET YOU FREE
    go read my blog about the real trolls
    https://xhamster.com/posts/842712
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    to jakefromstatefarm_: yea..you sure got brains allright....brains like a dickhead...:smile:
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    Please delete these accounts:
    !!! ALL THESE ACCOUNTS BELOW ARE THE ACCOUNTS OF A CHILDMOLESTER !!!
    !!! BEWARE, PLEASE !!!
    He calls himself BOBBY = SATYRIASISS = ...
    And he is also an ADMINISTRATOR OF XHAMSTER!! :frowning:

    These are a few of his accounts:
    http://xhamster.com/users/amaveltristepinto (See status!!! He wrote: " I love little girls, they make me feel so good!" For proves, see my page! )
    http://xhamster.com/users/amavelpinto-censured (They, the scum from xhamster, made an account with childporn on it!!! The administrators know about it, because some people delate it. He copys my text and name so people believe its me. That's an other evidence how crule and bad the site and admins are! )
    http://xhamster.com/users/juan_sum_sex ( Uses mostly accountpictures from innocent people!)
    http://xhamster.com/users/sexy_gentieman (Uses mostlyaccountpictures from innocent people!)
    http://xhamster.com/users/justin_yermouth (Uses mostlyaccountpictures from innocent people!)
    http://xhamster.com/users/scuzz_twittly
    http://xhamster.com/users/darius-is-back
    http://xhamster.com/users/satyriasiss
    http://xhamster.com/users/hardcoresackhammer
    http://xhamster.com/users/mr_chippy (Account deleted! Childabuse! )

    YOU CAN ALSO SEE ON MY ACCOUNT:
    THE PIC OF THE HOUSE HE LIVES IN: http://xhamster.com/users/starvaro
    AND THE PICS OF THE ACCOUNTS OF THE CHILDMOLESTERS:
    http://xhamster.com/users/starvaro
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    BLOG: SATYRIASSIS " I HAVE DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS"
    http://xhamster.com/posts/728087
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    BLOG: MORE THEN 380.000 ACCOUNTS HACKED ON XHAMSTER!
    http://xhamster.com/posts/728085
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    BLOG: LIST OF FAKE ACCOUNTS MADE BY A FEW TROLLS
    http://xhamster.com/posts/728084
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    BLOG: BIPIKU26 IS FAKE! !!! IT'S NOT A COUPLE!!!!
    http://xhamster.com/posts/728082
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    BLOG: CHILDMOLESTER SATYRIASSIS/JUAN/...
    http://xhamster.com/posts/728080
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    BLOG: DARK _WITCH IN LOVE WITH VOSH AND ME
    http://xhamster.com/posts/728078
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    Dr-Funkenstein
    Comin' to you directly from the Mothership
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    Justin_Yermouth
    @ sdirky lil faggot the blocking chicken shit below
    I could care less about you or your inclination on who
    or what is fake so go fuck your Tranny mother !
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    Justin_Yermouth
    New Dirky profiles
    http://xhamster.com/users/xmaadex
    http://xhamster.com/users/ontye
    http://xhamster.com/users/ontyy
    http://xhamster.com/users/stratoo

    Lil gay faggy boy dirky is without cock too suck tonight.
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    Juan_Sum_Sex
    Señor Jake, you have a nice week prima. hehe.
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    H4iryF
    People can die in accident!
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    H4iryF
    heelsexy make fun off Vosh when he driving car?
    He then got accident and it make BOOM?
    Meybe he HURT!!!!!!!!
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    Troll-Hunter
    Monster got cock, Monster is hot!!!!!
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