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Loosing Myself To My College Senior

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To all those reading this is my real life story. I wanted to write this as a confession. I was the perfect girl. I did well in school and in college. Everyone admired me as the purest and brightest girl in class. Everything changed after this senior laid eyes on me and changed my whole life. To tell about myself. I’m very fair and reasonably tall. Being born in a brahmin family, I’ve got every quality of my parents and their good looks. I’… Read more

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Alexis The Dark Fairy Chapter 4

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After getting into her car Alexis changed back to her normal self and began flying around inside the car. "What are you doing?" Vanessa asked. "I've never actually been inside a car before. We fairies had always relied on magic and flying. What makes it work?" Alexis was buzzing around so fast Vanessa could hardly keep up with her. Vanessa let out a soft giggle. "I'm not a mechanic so could not tell you exactly but to put it simply it runs off of gasoline, which is a flammable substance that the engine runs off of." Vanessa replied. "I have to admit, I haven't been entirely honest with you… Read more

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Waitress wets herself at work

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It was Super Bowl Sunday and I knew it would be a very busy day at the restaurant. I wanted to look my best so I can get the most amount of Tim's since I knew there would be a lot of guys put on a pair of bikini cut panties white cotton and high-rise and then I squeezed into the tightest pair shiny black jeggings I could find. I didn't want to wear a ridiculously high heels so I put on a nice pair of sexy Flats with a lot of straps on it then I put on my lowest cut white halter top to complete the look. I was already running late because of traffic so I didn't really have time to stop to… Read more

Posted by zombieg 20 hours ago 1 2,140 83%

Willow's World

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Romance, CD, Dick Girl, Panty Boy, Shemale, Flashing, Upskirt, Multiple Partners, Cream Pie Sex Rusty and Willard had been life long friends, Rusty a football jock and Willard on the swim team. Rusty, muscular and tough, Willard, slim, shaved and long haired. Rusty was also protector and Willard the brain that helped Rusty graduate. Rusty also knew Willard was gay and cross dressed in the privacy of his own home. Rusty spent 3 years in the Army, came home suffering PTSD while Willard had became a Cosmetologist/Beautician. Rusty returned home, while Willard had moved 200 miles away with a prof… Read more

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Revenge And Blackmail...

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(((((Re-written))))) I've been away from my erotic writing because of other writing commitments. One of those commitments was attending a symposium out of state. In case you don't know, a writer's symposium is an excuse to drink massive amounts of alcohol while exchanging life/writing experiences that gradually turn to sexual experiences as the night becomes older, the scotch bottle becomes emptier and inhibitions become non-existent. Tonight, we'd shut down the hotel bar and five of us went to my room where… Read more

Posted by cme2bleve 1 day ago 956 100%

Jane

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Jane I have been friends with a guy from work (Dan) for a long time he and his wife (Jane) have been swingers for years we used to talk about some of the places they would go on their vacation . My wife would never do anything remotely like the things they were doing . So after my divorce I got to know them much better . I have been invited over to their house about a month after my divorce (no k**s) because Dan said that I looked depressed at work which I was . My regular supply of pussy when ever she would give me some was gone. I hated going to bars to me it was just desperate people looki… Read more

Posted by n8xpr 2 days ago 1,162 100%

Jane Pt 2

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Jane pt 2 Jane , Dan and I were together every weekend until the we headed to the swingers party . I took Friday and Monday off as vacation because if this party was as good as they told me it would be then I definitely would need to rest up before returning to work . The drive took us nearly five hours to get there , Jane told me about some of the regulars that attended these parties , their are several ladies that will go crazy for your talented tongue . Of course your big fat cock won't hurt chances of scoring with all of them too. I called Kelli last night and asked her just who was atten… Read more

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Me tits big

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xHamster – Free Porn Videos Search in 179,993 stories... mrslideitin Videos Live Sex Pornstars Channels Photos Dating Premium All stories The best season :-P It's during the best season that you peek always with a little more attention, especially if you have the sis very good, like in my case :-P. It was a nice day of summer, august end august i remember, when i and my sis were at home with an our cousin (young like us :-P), my sis and our cousin are sitting on the bed and started to joking with the cellulars so i take a chair and i'm sitting front to them :-P for to joke with they… Read more

Posted by mrslideitin 2 days ago 2 414 67%

The Seduction Of Carol... Chapters One And Two

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(((((Re-written))))) (Please read my Naughty Nighties... story first.) Carol was sleeping deeply. Exhausted and, if like me, fully satisfied from our sex the night before. I certainly was satisfied. Carol had never been with a woman before last night but she'd learned quickly how to eat pussy. Leaning against the door jam leading to the bathroom, I could smell our pussy juices that had spotted the bed with wet spots. We'd stayed up most of the night making those wet spots. Remembering all we'd done to make those wet spots mad… Read more

Posted by cme2bleve 3 days ago 728 100%

Future Fucking: Powerless Females

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On Nov.4, 2036, the New Puritan Party captured the Presidency, a solid majority in the House of Representatives, and 28 of the 34 seats up for grabs in the Senate. Members of all political parties recognized the trend and quickly fell in line behind President Daley, who had campaigned on the slogan, Bitches: Am I Right, Guys? Curiously, he'd garnered 39% of the female vote, which kinda/sorta/maybe proved his point. Anyway, he quickly set about stripping girls and women of all rights, including the vote. He also legalized ****, made it mandatory that girls submit to vaginal penet… Read more

Posted by Steve_Sticksitin 3 days ago 1 340 50%

Mistis' Adventures Part 46

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They arrived back at the house to find Mama Campbell cooking dinner, and Mama Breen setting out the dishes and putting the food in dishes for the family. They all rushed over to the two mothers to kiss them "Hello," and being kissed in return, Mama Campbell cocked an eyebrow at the group in her special manner, and commented wryly, "Looks like someone has been plowing the South 40 today. Do you reckon the seeds will take hold?" Betty and Cathy both understood her inference at once, but, Misti, who hadn't been exposed to these references, before, didn't catch her drift. They clarified Mom's mean… Read more

Posted by sandlicker 5 days ago 485 100%

Episode 113: Mother's Milk

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Ms Jones the Human Biology and Sex Ed teacher had already exhausted all the legal material for her Year 11 class, attended by Molly and Rachel. The GCSEs were nearly over and most ch*ldren would be leaving soon for the long summer holiday and then start at the local Sixth Form college. Ms Jones planned one last day for her class to remember - a trip to the slightly obscure Mothers Milk farm. It had no web-site and no need of any advertising, but was very well known by the local maternity units and a large number of satisfied private clients. “Do we need to bring anything?” asked Molly, thin… Read more

Posted by dasx2 6 days ago 8 2,068 88%

The Journey From Pain to Pleasure

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The massage appointment which Rupali had got cancelled and she was very frustrated as she had pain in her lower back. Rupali was in her 40s with incredible beauty with her brown, silky long hair that was always straight and neat and reaching below her butts. Her gorgeous face, with perfect curves on her looked like she was in her early 30s. The best feature in her was her butts and breasts. She called Nish to get an appointment at her home to help her feel better by having a body massage while extra care to be given to her lower back. “I can do it Rupali, I have hands which people s… Read more

Posted by mydicklovesmygirls 6 days ago 392

Naughty Nighties...

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(((((Re-written))))) (Please read my A Christmas Carol... story first.) Once Carol moved in I started my seduction. Bringing up sex often in an off-handed manner. Remarking what a great ass a guy had, etc... I wasn't certain about Carol but after three weeks I was damned horny! I'd hadn't had sex in those three weeks which, for me at the time, was pretty much a record for going without cock or pussy. I knew that Carol hadn't brought anyone to our suite so, unless she was getting a quickie after her part-time job, she hadn't… Read more

Posted by cme2bleve 6 days ago 1 1,479 100%

A Christmas Carol...

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(((((Re-written))))) It was the Christmas after my visit (related in Hotel Antics) to Jason’s fraternity that he came to stay with me at my Charleston hotel for the holidays. Jason's biological mother had moved on after divorcing his dad and had another husband, chi*dren and life four states away. Except for the occasional call and a card on his birthday she pretty much ignored that she had a son in South Carolina. With his dad and both sets of grandparents dead, so far as anyone knew it was just a case of my former step-son… Read more

Posted by cme2bleve 6 days ago 1,474 100%

Night of the Living Pussy Chapter 3

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The ride to the sex shop was mostly uneventful but Stephanie could not help but notice she was beginning to become aroused. “Wow ... what has gotten into me?” Stephanie said as she took several deep breaths. She felt her vaginal lips move as if forming a smile underneath her skirt. “Arriving at Molly’s Sex Shop on your right,” said the ominous voice of her GPS. She sighed as she pulled around to park in the back of the shop, hoping not to be seen. “Fuck yes, this is exciting don’t you think? Hurry up, Stephanie!” Her pussy exclaimed as she put her hand on the door handle. “Alright I’m goin… Read more

Posted by calx86 8 days ago 3 410 100%

Get Drunk with me

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It has been long since I wrote something but to make up for the lost days to my funs I think is about time I give you a true story about my friend and I. I changed her name in the story, just in case. This happened of late about a month ago, but I think I should start from how it started. Lydia has been my best friend since I was in standard five. At first I felt intimated because she was very good looking. She was an early bloomer, having a really nice set of tits so early into puberty. In standard seven, she was head over heel for my best friend, Joseph. I won’t lie, Joseph was one of the mo… Read more

Posted by simplemaster98 8 days ago 1,444 88%

Tinder Date And Sex With A Hot TV Actress

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My sex life has been pretty interesting lately and this is all because of Tinder. I had Tinder for 2-3 years now, but earlier I used to get no response on it. Then, gradually and slowly, I got a few matches on Tinder. I had written Screenwriter on my Bio, but when the girls who had matched with me got to know that I am a struggling screenwriter, they used to un-match! This happened a lot.… Read more

Posted by mydicklovesmygirls 8 days ago 396 100%

20 Years Of Infidelity... Chapter One

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((((All writers re-write, re-write, re-write... After all, as Mark Twain once said, "The difference between a word and the right word is the difference between a lightening bug and lightening." I try to write with lightening... LOL This was my first attempt at erotic writing and I've known I could do better since I've learned how to insert pics, so I re-wrote...)))) Just over 20 years ago I was married to a great guy who was more than twice my age. I was twenty and had a job as an office temp in his office when… Read more

Posted by cme2bleve 9 days ago 2 804 100%

More Exciting Way to Travel

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I knew he didn't want to be on the train. Could hear him, in my head, silently thinking that these open mic nights already take up too much of his time, and that the train ride was just going to add to it. I was excited to see his set, and had proposed this mode of transportation. Despite the time, he'd agreed, and I intended to make him very happy that he did. I intentionally selected the last seat in the car, glancing around at the other passengers as we sat down. It was an odd time of day, so the car had other passengers, but wasn't full. I quickly slipped our tickets into the holder so t… Read more

Posted by kap007 9 days ago 494 100%
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