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A melon instead of a vagina

A melon instead of a vagina

A melon instead of a vagina
Melons are often a synonym for female breasts. But melons are not only a possible stimulant for the eyes and hormones, a melon can also be a fun and effective accessory if you want to have some solo fun. A melon is soft and moist – like the inside of a vagina. The only downside is the inside temperature, which is not the same as the inside of a warm vagina. But we will deal with this problem as well – but one step at a time.
How to prepare a melon for masturbation?
First, you have to cut a hole into the melon that will be appropriate for your cock with a knife. The right hole should be a bit smaller then the circumference of your penis. Take some of the insides out, but not all of it. Leave most of it in. The toy is almost ready. If you really want to feel “at home”, you must only warm it up. You do this simply by putting it into the oven for a few minutes.
Before sticking your penis inside, make sure about the inside temperature. You can do this with your finger, but this is not the most reliable method. If you want to be truly sure, take the temperature with a thermometer. The appropriate temperature should be the same as the vagina’s during the time it is aroused. At those moments, the temperature is a degree or two above the average body temperature.
And the vagina is ready for...
All that is left is to squeeze some lubricant or baby oil into the melon and enjoy the vagina you have created.
Published by farmbitchone
4 years ago
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wanktocunt
What a bizarre post for a woman to write. Unless you're not a woman, lol.
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to dirtyoldbiman : LOL!!!
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sawyer58
Fantastic idea, great sensation. Add me as a friend, please, so I can send more pics and ideas your way
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to farmbitchone : I will try. Water melon or normal melon. Add me as friend so that we can talk more.
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to ingbtc : oh honey try it 
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This can't work.  A melon is too soft for a hard cock.  After pumping a few times will get lose a lot. Then rather fuck the air in the room then the melon ???
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goofytguy678
Do you want to help me with this?
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Definitely stimulating, but use a seedless watermelon, I don't like spewing withy seeds in my cumhole:wink:
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Thx for your ""recipe""". It makes me laugh to think about it. Lol.. 
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done this...but what if you need to be the melon?
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ocdilf
I need to try this. What melon works best? Cantaloupe, honey dew, etc?
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I like mine in the field under the warm sunshine....
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mobster99
Great!
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to easye0385 : YUP...feels fantastic
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to lovetoesinhose58 : DONE that...works well
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yes your writing is fab!
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easye0385
The inside of a banana peel
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windinpines
I've done that w/ a melon, except I cut a window opposite the "fuck hole" so I could watch my jizz squirt out!  I like your writing!  Keep writing, and check out my stories.
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longtimedead33
Hell Yes. Rather have Real xx:smile:
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to Toetapper : Cuckolding relationships are sexy as fuck, loving, creative, bonding, trusting, and rare. I may not be able to reach women with this blog but at least I can speak to the truth about what cuckolding relationships are all about and that’s something that I think many people could benefit from.
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Toetapper
I never found the need to warm a melon; the temperature difference was rather stimulating.  Found that it is helpful to put a small hole near the main channel to allow for pressure equalization.  Otherwise, the suction becomes too great to allow the freedom of movement for real stimulation.

Not one to waste food; my GF and I enjoyed that melon.  My advice applies to other items (e.g. cucumbers) as well
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to farmbitchone : Just a sample of the various fruits, veggies used compared to my fleshlite LoL 
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to farmbitchone : I don't like melon, so I'd have explain what its for :smile:
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